trumpmonkey
TrumpMonkey
trumpmonkey

I’m a millennial (albeit on the old side) and agree with this 100%.

I’m scared of Khalil Mack and I will never see him face to face

Even if Josh was being petty here, which he wasn’t, Steve Smith was literally the pettiest player ever so maybe stop throwing stones bro

I think, at worst, he’s an Alex Smith-type. Athletic, seemingly a good dude, whose thoughtfulness gets mistaken for a lack of toughness.

...Rosen had unfollowed the Cardinals on Instagram and Twitter.

I love Rosen. He is a smart thoughtful person making a living where those qualities seem to be looked down on. Also, I think he was the best QB in the draft last year. (I may be wrong about that because Baker looks like the real deal)

The energy folks like Steve Smith put into this while Tyreek Hill is mostly noted and moved on from quickly is...interesting?

What a mensch.”

After watching how Mourino seriously tried to derail these guys careers at a young age (include Juan Cuadrado in that list too), I often wonder why any player under the age of 23 would sign for them other than a big paycheck. I don’t expect Ross Barkley to get a start this season for just this reason (well that and

If you care about the spirit of the law it was definitely offside. Kane was right there and definitely influenced Lovren’s rush to clear the ball and subsequent whiff.

As a Chelsea fan, watching Salah and De Bruyne this year just makes me want to curl up in a ball and cry.

After yet another crushingly disappointing finish, I took a deep breath, then watched this on repeat, over and over again. I have yet to figure out how this was even physically possible, but right there in this moment Salah bent time and space, he was Messi, and I no longer give a fuck about those lost two points or

The issue with the first penalty wasn’t that it shouldn’t have been given- maybe Kane dragged his leg a bit, but the keeper’s elbow definitely took out his back foot- it’s that the flag didn’t go up when Kane was egregiously offside before he’d even entered the box in the first place.

Looks like Lallana sucked down some riot punch and celebrated the Philly SB win for his döppelganger, Dan McQuade.

yer gonna spit out yer eggnog when i tell you Rex Grossman is the man who led his team to an NFC title with nothing but an unleashed dragon and Gator pride

As a Dallas-born Philly resident and former diehard Cowboys fan until that perpetually gaping asshole Jerry Jones signed Greg Hardy, I say: HAHAHAHAHA! Eat shit Cowboys! Jerry, I hope you get nothing but Depends for Christmas and that Dallas doesn’t win another playoff game until after you die (I also hope you die

Due to poor clock management most of Scandinavia won’t get their presents until the 27th.

Don’t you mean Roberto Baggio?

She is also falling into the old habit of saying “I want to have a conversation” when what she means to say is “I want you to tell me that what I am doing is okay.”

1) really not outraged.