God damn you, don’t make me fantasize about something so beautiful that will never happen... god damn you. 

GET THE F OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR NUMBERS! GO

Spoken like a true Trump supporter. Fuck that, you don’t just try and murder people. If it was self defense, sure, but that wasn’t self defense, that was hunting my friend.

I never wanted everyone to die in game of thrones until now....

AD6 = eighty six?

Yeah? Well I’m not a jerk like you and I hope Uncle Ben doesn’t die this time

That’s some cold hearted Gawker shit right there... I like it!

So just a really tall Kim Jong-Un

It appears he’s been nuzzling up a little too close to The Orange President. The cheeto dusk appears to have transferred.

Trade it in for something fast

240sx Duhhh, all other answers are stupid AF

If butters were to have a super power, I feel like it’d be along those lines...

Donald’s going to make lunch great again and bring back snack food and French fries to a cafeteria near you.

Well it depends on what the driver had for breakfast...

Simpsons did it

The chef imposter has outted himself by bringing up garlic powder... go back you your ramen you plebe.

I’m putting you in charge of finding it out. Now go; tell me what grandma says to grandpa when she’s talking dirty.

But you can take his license away. The elderly are 4x more dangerous on the road than teenagers! Why do we let this shit slide?

I get what you’re saying, but that’s not our problem. My safety should not be impacted because of your happiness or your need to get groceries, medicine or treatment.

as he drove home