If I hear one more time, “we should all remember her father, Robert Kardashian, was a lawyer”... in what fucking universe is this significant whatsoever? She already has more money than she could ever spend in a lifetime, if she’s truly serious about doing this, give up being Kim K. NOW, get a bachelor’s degree, and…

I will say, a dude on Tinder was being kind of a jackass to me, in that Tinder-y kind of way, and when he told me he hadn’t seen Endgame yet I thought about just blurting out the ending, but I’m not that horrible. I did remind him I could still spoil it though; shut him up pretty quickly. 

And you NEVER hear of white men feeling offended by a black man who has “disrespected him in front of his wife and family” and going from 0-to-I’m going to kill you you #$%@#” in 2.5 seconds. 

William Barr will shortly be holding a press conference explaining that since no murders actually took place, no crime was committed and these girls can continue terrorizing the world around them as god and the constitution intended. 

Actually, I saw one self-defense expert say that while it seems like wearing your bag cross-body would deter purse snatching, the problem is if someone does attempt to snatch it, the chances of you being injured are much higher. It’s probably a toss up, but yes, I prefer not having to readjust the slipping strap every…

Not sure how much you want to spend, but Kate Spade has tons of totes with double straps and everything is currently 30% off. I’ve concluded that a high quality work bag is worth a bit of an investment. 

Personally, several times. You can add DC to that list. 

I don’t know how much you want to spend, but I found a great work bag at Kate Spade that would fit all your needs. I got it on Cyber Monday, so it was on super sale and still around $140, but I know they make lots of work totes that are not crossbody. https://www.katespade.com/products/molly-large-tote/PXRUA171-1.html

When did TOO STUPID become a defense? I’m looking at your Donnie Jr. WHEN DID THIS BECOME A THING???

Dear fellow white people:

The designers really thought Manafort was gonna get off, didn’t they? #ostrichjacket 

Part of me is almost tempted to go on a date with him just to Stand My Ground. 

Awww, look! My first troll! 

I’m doing you a favor. :)

I always get uncomfortable when I’m in Gap of J.Crew and someone is going on break or leaving for the day and a manager goes through their bag/purse to make sure they didn’t steal. I know employee theft is a big deal, but I would just feel like I was essentially being accused of something every time I came to or left…

I should have said “additional brain injury”

I was trying to imply that sweet tea is an abomination. 

I hear he’s looking for people to build a wall...

And as a white woman, trust me, NEVER trust a white dude with a goatee. Unless it’s George Clooney. He can pull it off for some reason.

Yeah, he’s getting the Brady treatment every time he steps on the field. “Dear Lord, may this man suffer a career-ending but not life-threatening injury.” (obviously no paralysis, permanent brain damage, etc.)