The secret to the best sweet tea? Remove all elements of sweetener. 

I’ve decided if I were ever meet Jon Stewart I would have to briefly lecture him about the Arby’s hate. Arby’s is delicious. Fight me.

Manning and Snowden and particularly Assange ARE NOT WHISTLEBLOWERS. A document dump is not whistleblowing. Manning and Snowden released troves of information with absolutely no concern for what information they were releasing that had nothing to do with the programs they were allegedly exposing for the benefit of the…

I really wish there has been a follow up, “You were aware? So you just don’t care. Thank you for your time.”

My sister loves to talk about how when she was at the same stage in her pregnancy Serena was when Serena won the French Open, she came home from work one day and passed out on the couch in all of her clothes, including her winter coat. “We’re basically the same person.”

Olympia/Qai Qai 2020 - that is a ticket I can get behind.

I thought they determined that as long as he’s making presidential declarations from his personal twitter account, you know, as sane, rational adults are wont to do, it was considered an official account and he couldn’t block. I also think they are still appealing the ruling so I don’t think it’s gone into effect yet.…

Why is Kendall wearing a hospital gown?

Even after being fully vaccinated (including boosters) I managed to get whooping cough at 35. There were at least two coughing spasms where I legit thought I was going to die.  Having needed to take muscle relaxers so as not to crack a rib when coughing (being a NOT petite woman) I was reminded once again why we…

I keep hearing all these mothers defending this girl and her parents and they’d much rather their daughters look up to a good role model like Jojo Siwa who isn’t afraid to grow up too quickly than a Kardashian who do nothing but sell their bodies. Here’s another take - a 16 year old inviting a bunch of 7 year old…

The anti-vax politician in some state (vauge-booking, sorry) who DELIBERATELY exposed his kids to chickenpox (which they all contracted) because “it’s not that serious” and “he had it as a kid” and to essentially make a point that parents should get to decide these things. Well congrats asshat, now you’ve also given…

I’m not OK legislating sticking a needle in a child’s arm, however, I am find LEGISLATING what you and your children can do if you choose not to vaccinate. As for carseats and seatbelts - I don’t seem much difference between telling a family if they choose to ride in a car, their kids must wear a seatbelt or they will…

Wouldn’t it be great if this kid pops out on April 23, Prince Louis’ first birthday? The British tabloids would LOVE IT. (It’s also my birthday, so I wouldn’t mind having a second royal birthday twin)

There was an episode of This American life several years ago about a measles outbreak in some town. They talked to the mother of a little girl who was too young to be vaccinated and got sick. She was planning on getting her vaccinated when she reached the right age but got sick before then. The health department…

That corner is already so loud I’m surprised they can even hear music. Between general traffic, honking, sirens, turning off music coming from one storefront is suddenly going to give them the peaceful tranquility they are searching for? Fuck off. He was there first. Go move to Ashburn where you never have to interact…

He was on tape inquiring about doing the same thing for their other daughter but decided not to go through with it at the last minute. Apparently he knew what was going on, but he didn’t actually orchestrate anything. 

William H. Macy wasn’t actually charged with anything, so that one seems somewhat understandable. 

I agree with 99.9% of what you say, but I don’t think the North gets off scot free here. I don’t think Rikers is exactly a cake-walk, and that’s just a jail, not a prison. 

I think it was 60 Minutes that did a report on this recently. There is a warden in CT who toured prisons in Germany and decided to create a unit in his prison that mimicked that model. There have been zero incidents of violence and the recidivism rate is astronomically lower than his general population. And guess what…

She didn’t quit. She got her ass fired for being unwilling to break ALL the laws. Story is Stephen Miller is working to get someone even MORE evil in there.