I’m already fantasizing on a buffalo chicken version of this with blue cheese.

My arteries are ready.

Cole’s Law takes precedence.

Taco Bell: On the Forefront of Culinary Abominations Since Cthulhu’s Awakening

Or how about this one:

Taco Bell: Thinking of Ways to Kill You so You Don’t Have To!

There’s a Taco Bell 10 steps outside right next to my place.... Fear for my life.

Hey, I’d recommend Trump eat these things. Every meal, every day, all the time.

I would have expected the CIA to investigate this alien taco technology. It’s clearly decades ahead of our time.

We have Anita’s Breakfast Burritos?

I must be the only person who doesn’t get the shits from Taco Bell.

No country with Poutine should ever feel bad about fast food choices offered in America.

This just in: Yum! Brands is under investigation by the Secret Service.

Some days, living in Canada and not having access to things like this can be a downer. Counterpoint:

“chewy and spongy avocado ranch sauce tested poorly”

The rate we’re going, there won’t be any humans to be capable of FTL and meet aliens.

Not quite. FTL travel is not necessarily impossible and an assumption of such would be immature at best. Under our current understanding it does not appear very feasible, tho. What is important to note and often improperly perceived is not the notion of traveling faster than light but traversing a distance in a period…

Console yourself with the fact that as humans, we are never satisfied. In the far future when FTL has been achieved and aliens are our buddies, somebody will be posting on the Ultranet:

Not me. I want to be alive for discovery of alien life, but I don’t want to actually meet them. Too many ways humanity can fuck that up.

I interpreted the question “How old are you?” to mean, “If you’re on your deathbed, yeah you probably won’t see this stuff, but if you’re still relatively young, you might just be lucky enough to see these marvels in your lifetime.” I could be wrong, though.

Pffh, all it will take is someone with a spare booster rocket and a spare asteroid.

Okay, hold up now. You condescendingly ask how old they are, and how FTL is unlikely, yet want to talk about wormholes? Firstly, they’re only theoretical. General relativity says they are, theoretically, possible but we have absolutely no evidence of one existing.