Dwight Howard with MJ’s talent.

For as great a basketball player he is, his skin is thinner than an apple’s.

Wait, when did passive-aggressive Lebron ever leave?

That is standard and just means that they all worked on it or all will be handling the case. That said, I’ve never seen such a rambling, legally irrelevant filing in my life although it’s a good firm in Oakley’s corner.

I like how three attorneys signed it so that each has plausible deniability over individual passages in that compost heap of a filing.

Good gravy.

I’m not campaigning for Kaepernick to get a job, as I have no horse whatsoever in that race. I am, however, interested in poking fun at the absolute tidal wave of pushback that comes whenever it is suggested that NFL teams are staying away from him because of his politics, and not because of his play. Obviously it’s…

Like the most underrated of all basketball skills is immunity from shame. Getting destroyed like this is proof you are trying. Contesting shots no matter how many times you get dunked on, trying to stay in front of A.I even though he will almost certainly embarrass you. People dunked on Patrick Ewing all the damn…

I will never not see this man when somebody references “TC”

That’s the deal with employers, right?!?

They can’t force you to tell the truth, but they are not forced to treat your evasions as anything but hiding the truth and defensiveness.

It is idiotic to think after Brady was banned because he was found guilty that Eliot thought he could get away with the same thing.

You do…

I’m pretty sure you’re just in a sauna.

If you look at this with non-Ainge/Boston hating glasses it is pretty obvious Cleveland is the one in the tough spot here. Looks like Ainge was two steps ahead once again.

Haha, alas...Maryland Institute College of Art

I’m a small fan of real world rock and cave art so I liked the fact that it was incorporated into the narrative. It just ... was incorporated in a nonsense way. Like you I was very amused by how the design crew decided that most of the cave art was going to be, well, cave art: symbolic, artistic, abstract. The…

She was decently pretty, but a HUGE bitch and utterly clueless about how the world works. I ended up taking her to small claims court in the end.

Good points but one of the fascinating things about GRRM and GoT is the blurring of good and bad. Or more aptly no one is truly good. They are just different levels of bad much like humanity. At its core GoT is about people’s quest for power, sex, and the hunger to dominate. There are no real sympathetic…

I’m selling this joke.

I thought between South Park and Louis CK that we had come to an understanding that faggot no longer refers to gay people in common parlance, but rather, just people who are acting like... well, faggots. Like, I feel like the best way to take the power away from a slur is to turn it from being about a specific group…

I don’t want to do those things all the time

Fuck. I scrolled all the way down. Should I read this? Idk if I should read this? I’m extremely anxious about this.