They should do an on-court suspension, where he has to just sit on the court and think about what he’s done.

Cavaliers fans have nothing to worry about; the most foolproof strategy in NBA team-building is “Do what the Denver Nuggets did.”

Get over yourself Chauncey.

There’s no shame in going to Duke. The world needs ditchdiggers, too.

I think Kyrie has legitimate reasons to be pissed off at Lebron. Lebron thinks that the world revolves around him, which obviously isn’t true since the world is flat.

I think it had more to do with the 9 catches in two years.

If he was really thinking into the future LeBron should add one last step...

Really, this must have been LeBron’s dream outcome from the very beginning of his return to Cleveland:

The teacher sees Edelman’s name every week during football season, so it’s not surprising that this story haunts him or her. To me there was something real about the letter and Edelman’s response to it. More importantly: what was misspelled other than distain? Ungrammatical? No.

I think it makes it sound just as bad as it is... lol.

No one likes a highlight truther

After the thrashing the Orioles got from the Cubs last weekend, this Texas series has been great so far. Hopefully the team can use this series to springboard themselves to a decent winning streak.

I’m just happy my teachers of yore aren’t up all night kicking themselves over their wildly inaccurate predictions. My teachers were blunt, yes, but chill. Except for that one in second grade who was way too into the tornado/nuke drills, and also stole my entire GPK collection.

May I ask what prompted this comment? Literally no one here, including the pretty funny lady who hosts this podcast and wrote the post you’re commenting on, is suggesting that women aren’t funny.

Holy shit, fucking POETRY. The McEnroe quote is money: “How do you hit a winner from that side?”

Is anyone on the Deadspin staff willing to admit they didn’t read The Hike?

This is probably an obnoxious question, but I’m asking it anyway.

ezekiel elliott

No it’s cool because I heard in the comments that Irish people were discriminated against and enslaved too.

ya I never get the “lets throw in fat shaming” along with making a much more important point. Its not clever snark, it never is and only takes away from everything else once I start reading that nonsense. I hated it against Michael Moore, I hated it against Rush Limbaugh and Im not fat. Its just unnecessary