Whoever wrote this article tried desperately to come off as funny, and failed miserably.

Snakes On A Plane is basically what happens when SLJ is sitting around with his thumb up his ass while Tarantino comes up with his next barnburner..

"It was considered a disappointment when judged against New Line Cinema’s sky-high expectations."

loooooooool nice

I'm sure they will, just like I'll live knowing I had zero interest in seeing their lame, shitty race car movies

FFS, who the fuck puts a Little Caesar's — inside a K-Mart no less — right next to a Chuckie Cheese?

I happened into one last year. Little Caesar's was still there.

Also known as: Marriage

I think the best part of that whole Pokemon Go craze was reading all the hilarious fan accounts of how they showed up in some abandoned warehouse or dark alley looking for Pokemon and couldn't understand why they got mugged instead..

How fucking sad does it get when you're *tricked* into playing a guy called *The Joker*?

Yup, even Nirvana

Just the one of your mom's name on my ass..

lol makes perfect sense then

That was the impression I got, yea

I think me and another guy already had this conversation in here somewhere, mate..

New NIN single will be called "Collecting Souls", a deep rumination on death in the year 2016..

I like how you avenged their legacy like that

Laughing hard

Jakob Dylan's dad? Probably some nobody..

That One Headlight album is a tough one to beat, I can't deny its staying power..