Look, I'm not a police officer or a judge, so it's not for me to say whether or not Hannibal did what he's accused of doing. I can only speak from my own experience, which was always very positive.

Paula Deen is a lovely lady, very misunderstood and a real class act.

I've met the Burger King, he's had me to his place on Martha's Vinyard many times. When I was debating whether or not to run, he was one of my first calls. Smart guy, sells over a billion dollars in beef patties every year.

No, I don't still… wait! I mean, yes it was… hold on!

I've never heard of Dan Savage, but people tell me he gives pretty good advice so I wrote him a letter. He didn't have the guts to answer it publicly, so I'm reprinting it here.

"You're fired!"

Jon Stewart is a loser. He's totally overrated. His show never had the kind of ratings that The Apprentice got, his show never got the level of celebrity that I was able to get on the Apprentice, and as far as I know he never fired anyone.

This guy Whovian is a huge loser and everybody knows it. Did you know that Doctor Who started out as a kids show and even the BBC threw away the original tapes? I told this guy, find some kind of modern reference to use as your account name, but he wouldn't listen. He's apologized to me numerous times and admitted I…

I've met Bill Cosby, he was a very respectful, nice man.

Bethesda is run by a bunch of losers. I told them, nobody cares about Las Vegas anymore, everybody loves Trump casinos. Make your video game Fallout: New Trump and it will be a Yuge success. They didn't listen and now they wish they had, because they would have made way more money. They've called me many times…

That girl is a 7.3 out of ten at best. The Mynabirds are all losers, they call me all the time begging me to let them play at my Casinos. I told them, nobody knows what a mynabird is! You should all be bluejays or robins, something people know! Their management has already called me privately to apologize.

Kevin Costner is a loser. I told him "Nobody likes water, everybody likes Trump. Make your movie Trumpworld and it will be a big success!" He didn't listen to me, and now nobody knows who he is. He tries to call me once a week, and everybody in the film industry has already apologized to me privately.