The only thing I was mocking was that you have no knowledge of how children behave.  What I find strange is that you apparently somehow managed never to step foot in a street when you were a child.  Did you grow up in an apartment?

I really don’t see what you’re getting at, no.

You think kids stay on sidewalks?  My neighborhood is mostly culdesacs, but in order to get from one to another they do have to walk down the street/in yards/around houses/through bushes/whatever circuitous route they feel like taking.  Were you never a kid, or did you grow up in an apartment?

Hey everyone, I found the guy with no kids.

“At least, that’s the most that can be gleamed from a recently posted description”

I feel like I should let you know, in case this isn’t a typo and you just don’t know the word, that the word you’re looking for here is “gleaned” rather than “gleamed.” 

If you had to get rid of every website on the internet except one, which one would you keep?

I don’t have Netflix, never have.

Seriously? You need to ask? All you need to know;

Yea, I would have put Google above Wikipedia, only because you usually google something which then sends you to Wikipedia.

Wikipedia is the most important, would be the most disastrous to lose, and the most difficult to replace. 

It seems like Amazon is undersold.  As if any website store is just meh.  What they have done with their pervasive cookie marketing and suggestions is unbelievable and they dominate the smart home market.

Dude, howbout the onion? Its one site for satire of like hundreds. Maddox had more hits than the onion back in the day. Not saying it isn’t important, but it beat twitter netflix reddit and ebay. 

Why any of these are higher up than “The Best Page in the Universe” is beyond me. The fact it wasn’t even on this list shows how these rubes have no clue what they are talking about.

Eh, in a list this long on a topic so extensive, the top-10 are all basically ties.

Gawker Was Good 

I am quickly learning how little people actually know about wild animals from this articles discussion threads.  Trophy hunting ie hunting Mountain Lions and Wolves is VERY different from deer hunting. 

You are a horrible person Jystad... for saying the things I was thinking so much more eloquently than I ever could. :)
Please do it again!

Queen Unicorn, I too am half black, half white. Ask the Klan, or the Alt-Right if people like me are anything but black... Wait, nevermind. They will agree with you. We aren’t black…

Rachel Dolezal is out here being a hot offensive mess on the one hand, but propagating my mixed race army on the other, so I am not always sure how to think of her--so I just tend to not think of her altogether. 

Absolutely.

Apparently you never learned about the Trail of Tears.