They finally deleted the tweet (no acknowledgement or apology) but yeah, totally real.

The Independent Spirit Awards red carpet was a lot more fun. Somehow, Cate Blanchett made this look good:

Cate Blanchett’s dress would look dreadful on literally anyone other than Cate Blanchett.

There is no point of watching even the Red Carpet, much less the Oscars anymore. We used to tune in for the Cher wearing Marchesa! Feathered headresses, nearly naked. Bjork wearing a swan dress, Lara Flynn Boyle (holy shit was that the Oscars or the Emmy’s she wasn’t ever an actual contender right?) in a tragic tutu.…

Yup. Doesn't strike me as an Oscars dress.

or even shorter would work better. it just doesn’t seem event appropriate

Hers is my favorite look so far. I love it all, and the back of the dress is gorge.

I think it's the hemline. I would like it better if it were longer and a flared, or something.

Priyanka is goddamn stunning. What the hell.

I want to wear this EVERY DAY

I’m not a fan of formal suspenders.

Saiorse’s green dress makes me want to chop off my boobs so I can fit the top. Goodness, it’s gorgeous.

I don’t understand “boob-bearing” dresses like Olivia Wilde’s. How does one keep from having a...malfunction?

lol I know nothing about fashion. :/

He was kind of wooden and uncomfortable in The Fall too but it worked perfectly for him. I don’t think I could ever watch 50 Shades after binging both seasons of The Fall. He creeps me out a bit.

Yeah, not a fan. It’s somehow frumpy and revealing at the same time?

What in God’s name is Olivia Wilde wearing?

OMG SAIORSE RONAN LOOKS AMAZING, I SWOON FOREVER

Usually I like Alicia Vikander’s picks, but I can’t stop thinking prom dress when I look at that thing.

This is why I love Sandra Bullock. The same year she won the Oscar, she won a Razzie the evening before for that weird stalker movie she made with Bradley Cooper, I think. Not only did she show up to accept the Razzie, she showed up with one of those little wagons for kids piled up with copies of the movie for…

Every time this topic comes up all I can think about is how effing great Dornan was in “The Fall,” and I can’t figure out why he let himself participate in this.