Umm.... have you paid attention at all in the last 8 years? Michelle Obama has been criticized for EVERYTHING, from what she wears in official photos, to her college thesis topic, to the cause she supports (because what could be worse than trying to get kids to eat healthier and be more active?! What a monster!)…

More like 2,154 followers on Twitter on a good day.

I can kind of see that. My mom had a thing against shows with smartass kids.

My middle-school FACS teacher (who for some reason was supposed to give us some health-related lecture, still not sure what she was supposed to be covering) gave us a very detailed description of the abortion process, which involved taking a long spoon and scraping the last bit of peanut butter out of the bottom of…

Or Department of Transportation.

A good debunking site for anti-abortion pics - it has the head being held by forceps pic. And interestingly enough, even these days, babies are accidentally decapitated during birth - very rarely, but it happens. As I found out when I tried to find the origin of that image. Distressing, but informative.

Wasn’t the whole thing about Planned Parenthood supposedly selling “aborted baby parts” proven to be bullshit? As in, every investigation has cleared them, and one investigation ended up prosecuting the people who made the false claims.

I loved the RNC's positioning of Scott Baio as someone to appeal to the youth vote. Hell, Scott Walker is younger.

I think you accidentally went to the Great Lakes Medieval Faire down the road.

Had one of my soldiers in Iraq taking a college course, he needed to give a “public speech” for one project - he chose anti-abortion as his topic, with lots of slides. All I could think is that I wanted gummi bears afterward.

And the “family values” assholes that wrote the most virulently anti-LGBT platform in US history were cheering her on.

It was like she got to live the VS Angels gig that she never got.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

This is what kills me. She’s the liar because people suspect she’s lying. But he is not a liar, even though he has been caught red-handed time after time. So he can grandstand about honesty and loyalty! The world is upside down, I swear.

...and once again, I see those aborted fetus photos and think, “those don’t look human at all.” Which I think is the opposite of what they want me to think.

It’s always funny to me that Clinton is considered dishonest but Trump has said so many things that turn out to be not true or false. Hm.

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

naaaaah. Kanye has no problem hitting below the belt and trashing others’ children. He’s a total narcissistic asshole who deserves a little bit of karma.

Today I present a challenge to you two: get the most bizarre quote you possibly can from an attendee, now this may seem easy but the real challenge is of all the wild things you will hear today how will you choose just one to be the defining quote of Day 2?

Great work ladies!