That is hilarious!

I will never assume anything about the outcome of an election. Esp. this crazy election cycle. Each time G. W. won, my liberal friends in my adopted West Coast city were absolutely certain he would be defeated. Having grown up in a Southern town with relatives similar to your Reagan-obsessed mom, I knew that nothing…

Actually, insomnia is a symptom of dementia. Its among the most difficult things for caregivers to deal with. Not sure if Trump has dementia, although I do agree with BrightEyes that many of his behaviors are similar to early stages of the disease. But, if anything, the fact that he brags about not sleeping only adds…

I use my pressure cooker every week. You can make a lot more than just stew in those suckers, including whole chicken, lasagna, some deserts, and other meals. Its so convenient.

Really! What the ever-loving fuck?! My friend’s Ex got pretty far with this tactic during their divorce. Far too many people seem to think that a woman is lying about domestic abuse unless she is half-dead in the ER with a police witness to the violence.

I would too. Whatever Roy may/may not have done, she’s taken a hell of a lot more heat than Jay who has basically been excused for apparently cheating on his wife.

I actually think that suit is by far the best thing she’s ever worn. But, the hat doesn’t work on her. Whatever else she might be, Bey is not nearly as cool as Eryka Badu. Even Solange might have pulled it off, but not Bey.

I’ve only ever seen the large oysters in NOLA. And they’re delicious!

What is it with all the insufferable travel prose? Jez had a short-lived travel sub-blog for a while. I, along with many others, were so excited to learn about it. But, after a few months, it proved to be nothing but self-indulgent crap written by young women who, despite their travels, came across as extremely…

Why? A standard prenup doesn’t take up too much time or money to compose. But, it can save you an enormous headache and a ton of time and money if you ever divorce. Which, let’s be honest, is common.

Are you sober? Because that is probably the key to winning Amber’s heart if she wants the “full anti-Depp experience”.

Ugh. I was reading this and rolling my eyes, but didn’t realize that Tracy Moore’s is the author. Of course....

Holy Shit. Not even kidding, I’d call an attorney asap.

Tampons are individually wrapped. So, IF this is real, she either used an unwrapped tampon (yikes!) or he somehow manage to disguise the fact that he’d messed with it. Real or not, fuck him because this shit isn’t funny.

I really hope they come around. Some of my good friends are Bernie or Bust types. They were recently having a discussion about how they’ve just realized the possibility of a Pres. Trump. To which they moan “But, what can we do?!”.

Its not so much that he’s still in the race. But, the fact that he continues to incite such rabid distrust of Clinton is major problem. Even worse, he’s not correcting some of his more fanatical supporters when they repeat GOP lies about Clinton or say that she’s not a liberal. This is a major problem. And its…

Two of my close friends are exactly as you describe. They’ve been together for over a decade and are still very happy together. I’ve talked to my girlfriend about how things work with the families. She said that they get along well with his loving, kind (wealthy) family, but have no contact w/ her incredibly abusive…

WOW!!!!! No matter if that is satire or not, this chick is an awful writer.

Right. By her standards, I’ve almost certainly let myself go. But, my husband bought a Roomba anyway (For his own lazy ass, if we’re being honest. That thing is a piece of shit if you own a dog.) Meanwhile, I spend my time and money on hobbies and travel!

Right. Its SUPER hard not to roll my eyes when I hear newlyweds and first-time parents talk about how to do things the right way.