When my daughter was a few months old, we went to Mr Tooty’s company picnic at Hershey Park in PA. It was hotter than hell, and I needed to nurse her, so I sat down, in the full sun in a gazebo filled with senior citizens wilting in the heat-there was nowhere else and certainly nowhere air conditioned, and I was not…

They make a hollow golf club specifically for old assholes to piss in so they can keep golfing. It’s ludicrous, but yeah better that then pissing yourself I guess.

I have this thing I do when I don’t want to see a mother breastfeeding. It’s called “looking somewhere else”. I hope it catches on!

As Dita Von Teese said “You can be the juiciest peach in the world and there’s still going to be someone who doesn’t fucking like peaches.”

My hatred of Matt Walsh knows no bounds. I grew up in a religiously conservative community and people like him piss me off. Fuck the patriarchal evangelical conservatism that passes for his brand of Christianity.

I’ve long thought this about Tucker Carlson. I know he married his high school sweetheart, but goddamn his eternal rage against women makes me think some liberal chick done him wrong and this is how he deals because his masculinity is so fragile.

The Masonic thing always cracks me up because just about every Mason I’ve ever known has been a slightly tubby guy who acts as though his membership in the local “temple” is some sort of divine mission. There’s a particularly fancy masonic hall in my city that had an open house, and my 11-year-old son was so excited…

Meet Judit Polgár. In 1991, Polgár achieved the title of Grandmaster at the age of 15 years and 4 months, at the time the youngest to have done so, breaking the record previously held by former World Champion Bobby Fischer. She was the youngest ever player to break into the FIDE Top 100 players rating list, ranking…

Men with this view about intelligence always make me wonder about the first time some girl in their elementary class kicked their ass on the math test. Was that the beginning of the sad inadequacy that eventually led, in this case, to ugly bowties, an uneven mustache, and such excessive insecurity about his…

I haven’t had sex in ages. Where are all my opinions coming from?!? #inquiringminds

specifically about which way his chad hangs?

I just learned so much more about Al Gore

It must be nice to be the only person doing feminism right.

I’m personally sick of cutesy, swallow, self-centered feminism. And I’m really sick of reactionary feminism that is hysterical over dumb things (i.e. I just watched a bunch of women screaming at a Twitter ad about how binge drinking affects women’s health and they called it victim blaming. Um, they aren’t talking…

For me it’s like a sign of male possession and that is also something that you choose to give up to someone if that’s your thing and not a choice that should be taken away from you or an entitlement that should be normalized. I think what’s bothering you is that this is what most society already tells us everyday is…

Obviously someone wasn’t invited to the orgies.

Well, maybe, but also quite possibly not.

I mocked Texass a few weeks ago on SNS and a few people jumped up to say how cool the area where they live is, even though still in Texass, and since then I’ve read at least four shitty stories about Texass legislative measures. No way. I remain unconvinced of sub/urban pockets of coolness that can override persistent…

The RFRA sucks donkey nuts. Not even off a good donkey who has a great personality, isn’t a bad looking donkey, calls his mom donkey every single night and pulls a really nice cart into town every day. No the Religious Freedom Restoration Act sucks the nuts of a shiftless douchebag donkey who never leaves the goddamn…

....I hate them and I can’t explain why. I mean, I agree with you, they can sing. Very well. Yes, they are talented. But they’re also annoying af. It’s like Glee IRL. They’ve carved out a nice little niche for themselves but I still don’t like them.