“It looks like her ultimate goal is to look like a mixed black woman.”

You’d think after 3 years she’d realize that whatever energy she’s putting out with those sacrifices, is negative and harming her.

See, if she had real island vibes she’d have been too relaxed to be bothered by the corrections. That’s how you can tell she’s got the similar, but lesser-known, isthmus vibes.

I’m thinking it has more to do with the whole Muslim immigrant father.

Re: Evan Rachel Wood, she wore a suit again and vowed to do so all award season long.

Maybe their father is muslim. Zane is I think too.

Alternative Facts clearly is the new black!

I don’t remember when, but I too am completely exhausted of khloe. So little brought to the table other than sass and she can’t even do that right all the time.

History lesson: Remember how during WW2 the United States turned away thousands of Jewish refugees? Yea, let’s not do that again.

Bobby reported it straight and with class. Fuck off with that shit.

I wanted to thank Jezebel for doing its part to de-stigmatize mental illness by featuring the psychotic break of a former star as its major, morning headline.

Like this?

Real story concerning Thicke and Patton. Back in 2010, I was at a swanky party at the Aria Hotel in Vegas. It’d just opened a couple of weeks before and one of my friends was one of the project managers for it while it was under construction. So he was able to get me into their first ever New Year’s Eve party/Official…

I forgot where I read it, but one of the CIA people was like, “It’s protocol to stand when the President enters the room. He never told us we could sit down.”

Clearly a photoshop. Donald would have written “Your.”

Turning a blankable canvas towards the camera for the internet to edit is the new Republican eating a corndog at the state fair. Keep up the good work, Gospodin President.

Gabrielle, are y’all gonna cover his crazy fucking interview from last night where he said he got the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning won the Super Bowl during his speech at the CIA? When I first read it, I literally thought I had clicked on a satire column. No. He was serious.

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?

You remember when lots of kids from Guatemala crossed through Mexico and over the U.S. border and were (are still?) held in detention camps? My sister was being very vocal about sending them back to where they came from. I asked her to imagine how bad life would have to be where we lived before she would tell her…