Kara, I’m not going to lie to you — I didn’t read your article.

That moment when JoJo was all about how you need to find your SO super sexy forever and ever or it’s not real love, Wells had a look on his face that said “I know what I should say here, but I cannot go to crazyland with you, hon.” And it was everything. I admire him for having a shred of self-respect.

The bus driver in Hocus Pocus.

He wasn’t cleared. Not arresting someone is not the same as clearing them.

Vigil in Dublin, Ireland, yesterday that I was at. The sheet music is Somewhere Over The Rainbow, which Gloria (Dublin’s gay and lesbian choir) sang after the names were read out and the minute’s silence.

Remember, he’s not an athlete who made a mistake: he’s a criminal who can swim.

The Bachelorette or the Steelers?

I haven’t seen the movie yet, but the previews look like the actor needs to be able to walk for at least a portion of the movie, before his accident. I think that has to have an impact on casting for the role. If he was in a wheelchair for the whole movie, then I see more of the debate.

I think Demi just got too old for him.

Bobby, don’t you dare apologize for the “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” joke, that was A-grade.

First song post breakup:

Look, I want to believe her, but couldn’t she have had pope Francis, Bernie Sanders, your second favorite aunt, and the ghost of George Washington all signing affidavits confirming her story? I guess we’ll never know the true story, and we can never, ever, ever believe anything unless we have absolute confirmation.

I am an asshole.

It’s nice when people talk about how fiscally conservative their policies are and then when you point out that free birth control prevents expensive health care and welfare costs down the line, for people they don’t want reproducing anyway, or how free/cheap public housing for the homeless drives down spending for…

Tyga owes his ex-girlfriend Kylie Jenner $2 million

*Possible spoiler*

Trevor Noah didn’t tell her how to react. He was floored, and I was too, that she confronted him with all of his hateful tweets and let the whole thing go with an “did I do that? Oh, excuse me,” then moved on like it never happened.

I have met Man Alex. He is very good looking and actually a nice person but that’s about as deep as that pool goes.

That slapping emoji is fucking offensive. So Rob is fine with ‘Angela’ smacking his sister?