I just finished a book called “Snow White Must Die”

This is a nice gesture, but people who commit sexual assault already know what they’re doing is wrong, so I’m not sure if it will help. Hopefully I’m wrong.

I hate you and I love you for it.

I watched a very graphic video in England on Penis enlargement.. Horrifying, but necessary perhaps for people with unusually small members. One dude was 8" already and I think had psychological issues.

I guess. I don’t think that’s how it works, but whatever, Jason.

I think he meant masculinity.

No dick jokes please!! Okay, here’s one:

Calling Mr. Trump...

“The thing is the changes they’ve made have improved their ratings during the week, so that’s the bottom line.”

I know. I heard her on NPR yesterday, and had read some of the stories about this. I would watch her show occasionally, and I didn’t know about all this behind the scenes stuff. I just figured it was being pre empted like everything else on the weekends for election coverage. She may be absolutely telling the truth…

Ahh yes but that’s how you make money on a show, which is what the show is there to do. If it’s not making money then they’re gonna replace it with something different, them’s just the facts of the corporate media.

Same. Not that she isn’t justified but I am kind of horrified that people just choose to blow up on social media at whoever wronged them. I certainly could not do that and continue to have a professional career.

As a longtime fan of MHP and #nerdland, this all disappoints me so much.

Hey, not every bartender is Jax! :P

So he’s a sure thing?

So, no police. No appeal.

Actually, there would probably be a huge backlog there too, unless the Republicans are willing to raise taxes to enforce all those immigration laws - and they wouldn’t be. Which is one of the many reasons all their nativist anti-immigrant policies don’t make practical sense.

Honestly, smoking weed is how I got through 90% of my kid’s childhood.

What a fabulous piece. It took me a long time to realize why my dad was so into helping with school projects. Dude would get high af and just zone out on it.

Thanks for writing this. This will give me something to share with my wife who is super judgy about my pre-park vape sessions. It really does allow you to ‘get on the level’ with your little ones.