And I HATE IT.

ACCURATE

Well, I agree about George Bush, anyway.

“One of his attires” made me laugh. Like he doesn’t get dressed, he costumes .

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Wait, what? Twenty minutes? The internet lost its collective mind over twenty fucking minutes?

Nerd? Yes.

I really hope not. I hope he is just a weird egotistical asshole who is kind of unstable.

I enjoyed the specificity of this. ⭐️

She’s been getting better daily, but I still have to take issue with “lucid.”

I just want Brandi Glanville to trade on ANYTHING ELSE than her ex cheating on her. But I also want Oprah and Kirstie Alley to talk about anything other than their weight. None of these things will happen.

I just want what Britney wants.

Honestly Britbrit I like where your head’s at you just have to be careful. I’ve met a lot of hot nerds who came into their looks post-high school and it’s made them into MONSTERS. And you’re like, how could you cheat on me while borrowing my car and they’re like ooooo I was never hot in high school and they almost cry…

robin thick looks like the idiot at work who is so insacure they wear a leather jacket, sweatshirt, and beanie no matter the weather because they are convinced they look cool. He also has some seriously sad vibes like above.

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I know it’s bad, but at the first glance I thought it was Johnny Depp in one of his attires.

@Jon Lovett. Martin Shkerli is what happens if Punk’d met the Truman Show. We’re being had. We have to be. He’s so stomach turningly smary evil that he has to be a put on. Has anyone seen Joaquin Phoenix lately?

I’m letting my feelings on this go because, frankly, it’s an art house movie at best, a pretentious art piece at worse.

Pictured: what happens when Drexl from True Romance and Jamiriquoi or however you spell it have a kid.

This is definitely not a veiled reference to Kagan. Not at all.