Chucking the phone over the railing was a bit extreme. He should’ve just stuck them in the peoples’ drinks. Flashes, people? Seriously?

Just ask to have pictures taken of or with celebrities.

As a vagina haver, that is a penis I’d like to see if it were attached to someone not as grimy as The Game. Also some of us have boyfriends and husbands who are packing more than The Game... and we like it. Different Strokes for Different Folks.

It depends on how he uses it. It can definitely be too big if the guy’s a jackhammer/rabbit pumper type. But, if he’s not and actually has some skill and most importantly is in tune with who he’s sexing, it can be quite...nice.

He’s doing the pudenda pull that guys with small schmeckles use when sending you dick pics lest you balk at their cocktail weenie (as opposed to at being sent a dick pic). He really has no need to do that, but evudently is the competetive sort.

Thickness tends to be more important than length anyway

As a penis-lover and size queen, I’m gonna say that it absolutely could be a real dick. Sure, it could be fake, but...I’ve been happy and sore after meeting guys that look like that.

I can’t say whether his is real or not, but such weiners do exist. Trust me.

“Beautiful hunk of wiener meat”.

I’m going with real. I’ve seen lots of dick.

#1 Def real! Seen a couple in my days like this #KindaTooBigReally

As a person with a Jamaican husband... This dick exists.

I was already just clinging to life with this comment. But “pet a cat backwards” produced this gem.

As a person who's seen like a triple digit number of cocks, I'm gonna go with real.

That’s a fucking beautiful hunk of wiener meat, not gonna lie.

Bring back the towels!!! I liked them.

Ya know?

Eh. The blinds have been swearing up and down that Wilson is gay for ages, and that Ciara, is a beautiful, very well paid beard so that his NFL career can continue. Don’t know how true it is, but I am getting a huge sense of, “Methinks thou doth protest too much” with the amount of TMI regarding the sex in this…

Wilson called it a divine mission—telling a San Diego church that God literally spoke to him and asked for his celibacy as some kind of personal favor.

we know too much about this relationship.