Exactly. And to be honest, the sleeping with Mel Gibson thing isn’t even the worst part of the deal for me, it’s the having a kid part. You can take a shower after sex and get some therapy to deal with the trauma of fucking Braveheart McSugartits, but a baby is forever.

I’m sorry, I forgot this was the New England Journal of Medicine and not a gossip blog! My bad.

I agree Federer has a pretty quick serve, but their playing styles are completely different. I like Nadal - he seems like a lovely guy in interviews - but I don’t like his game at all.

Oh, Djoko. Just be quiet and do what you do best: play awesome tennis.

LOL Just stating the facts.

I also seriously doubt he’s 6 feet. But nice humble brag there, dude.

I thought he was a lot more attractive in the Tudors before he got all buff and huge for the superhero movies. I don’t like big muscles, and I hate it when men get so big their necks disappear.

Yeah that part of his comments I thought was refreshingly honest compared to the usual tortured artist bullshit most actors spew out in interviews. I mean, it’s clear he knows he’s not the next Laurence Olivier and he’s not in this for the love of the craft but hey lots of people get into their professions for the…

She’s as emotionally stunted as he is and was engaged, broken up, engaged again, married and divorced within, like, a year. And somewhere in between all of that she hooked up with this rocket scientist. If anything, he seems more emotionally stable than her, which is saying a lot.

Actually, a lot of Peruvian dishes bear Japanese influence and could be considered fusion. Also, if you go to Peru, there are a ton of Peruvian-Japanese fusion places, it’s an established style over there called Nikkei cuisine, and if you love Peruvian and Japanese you would love these places too because it’s a fusion…

Wut? Peru has a large Japanese community and it has influenced the food and if you tried some of the incredible food that has come out of that fusion, you would rethink that statement.

I’d fuck him even if he had the Ebola virus.

I do. No apologies, either. And I only eat thin crust pizza, none of that deep dish monstrosity parts of America like to call pizza.

You’ve been that friend before? So it’s coming from a sense of entitlement? That you, because you’re mentally ill, are entitled to be abusive and an asshole towards your friends, and they have to take you back and let you abuse them again and again, because if they don’t, that’s “neurotypical privilege”? Sorry, that’s…

People have a right to protect their emotional wellbeing. And if that’s “neurotypical privilege”, so be it. You can’t expect a person to sacrifice their health in order to help a sick person and you can’t label that refusal to be a martyr “privilege”. That’s not being selfish or privileged, it’s refusing to let…

“It’s neurotypical privilege”

Oh, I know it exists. But this is clearly not that.

Having a mental illness doesn’t mean you can’t also be an asshole. As a friend of the family once said of his own, bipolar son: “sometimes it’s the illness talking, but sometimes you just have to admit that it’s X being an asshole”.

I find that most self-described ‘spiritual’ types are really passive-aggressive selfish, self-indulgent assholes with a lot of unresolved anger issues, and a lot of them are narcissists too. They just dress all that shit up in a lot of new-agey sprituality crap.

Well you don’t seem to engage with facts, either.