If you're coming in on the beltway you're fine, but once you get on like 95 keep a close eye. We tend to lower the speed limit to 55 near populated areas and then it gradually increases to 70 once you're in the hinterlands

This is the truth. As a fellow long-term resident (but not native) of various parts of VA, the only time I've ever been stopped for speeding was one time I tried to pass a truck with a wobbly wheel on the right since my exit was coming up anyway. Cop who pulled me over did not let me off completely but did seem to…

Seriously, although living in the area at the time I felt like there's a vaguely racist undertone there given real-life Annandale is home to a large Korean population.

I'd say Ubisoft is already carving the altar upon which they will sacrifice the show's creators, but we all know China is where copyright law goes to die.

Honestly I think the series peaked with SC3K Unlimited. The simple elegance of SC2K's base mechanics, given a nice visual upgrade and a few more features that enrich the citybuilding experience. My only regrets were the loss of some of the cooler disasters (Flood and Hurricane esp) but it's still vastly superior to…

I hereby award you one internet. Well done, sir or madam

I swear the more I read about this the more I keep flashing back to season 2 of the Newsroom

God damn you. Now I must try this. I must bring fries home and dip them in nutella.

Damn you. Damn you to hell.

Also see: Marlon Brando, Transformers: The Movie

"Best Urban Contemporary Album" - because white people have no idea how to comprehend music written/performed by black people

Iggy Azalea beat Drake and Eminem in the rap category

In fairness, she probably honestly thinks this, because as someone who spent 8 years in SW VA I can tell you UVA is a fucking temple of silly white people

They had me at Emma Stone's rendition of The Hook

Oh my god it's the Maquis de Carabas

It doesn't, but your phrasing suggests you think that's some kind of venue for picking good candidates when it really isn't, or that elections by themselves function as an effective term limit.

Which as every schoolchild knows have been captured by crazy people

Anyone else getting awesome flashbacks to Keloid?