That moment it becomes very clear the Chinese have no idea what NASA actually does

You should ask Toph

God is dead

Depends on whether you count sociopathy as a serious mental illness

Beyonce: "Bitch, please"

MAH BRAYN

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Jesus christ that sounds hardcore.

Starting to wish I'D married you :P

In fairness, Germany has a great deal of trade ties to Russia and, being the last functioning economy in Europe, doesn't want to take any action that might screw themselves economically. Harsh yes, but reasonable that they'd want to look after their interests. Doesn't mean they're necessarily behind Russia, just that…

Wait what? I had to pass written and behind the wheel driving tests to get my license. It's not Japanese-level "fuck you for wanting a car" bad, but they're not just handing out licenses to anyone who wants one.

Swalloween O_O

As I said to my family last year, and the year before that, fuck that noise I'm just gonna sit here and stalk Amazon lightning deals.

This is every kind of problematic rolled into one

Am I correct in assuming that this kind of trying to chat women up is only problematic if the man persists after being told no and/or the woman's body language all but screaming "ugh no fuck off go away"? I'm naturally pretty shy so I don't usually approach people out of the blue on public transportation, but even in…

I actually mooched a couple of a friend's fried green beans when I went last year, and spent the rest of the day regretting not getting my own order.

While I have and will continue to argue that Maryland is not the South (well, not the counties that actually matter, which, to be fair, is like five of them

Read that as "Misha Collins shot himself" and almost had a heart attack

Good luck making it through the local dialect though

I'm disappointed by the lack of vaccine truthers and am forced to conclude you are on the take from Big Pharma. I'M ONTO YOU.