Sounds like they took a page from Fire Emblem. I am intrigued.

I want to be excited, and I'm glad they're giving us evidence it exists, but at the end of the day this feels more like a hostage taker providing proof-of-life than anything else

I would also accept IHOP

Suggestions: explore the levels of breakfast hell at Denny's

It's not bad, but it's length is a huge stumbling block to winning new converts when you've got to convince people to block off 2-3 hours for a SHOW. But if they make it to 33 they're basically in for the long haul.

Rice Krispies: still more satisfying than that douchecanoe could ever hope to be

Ah, the British strategy. Well played.

First reaction: Man that looks like it would be tasty once cooked

Second reaction upon learning it is a Mantis Shrimp: Jesus Christ how is that man not dead demons are real time to avoid the sea forever bye everyone

I WANT to say they wouldn't be that dickish about it, but then we're talking about a company that's suing DeadMau5, so.....

I'd say whatever gypsy curse Malaysia Airlines has incurred is a pretty good excuse

*Smiles on realizing the sadness is justification for a third glass*

I am convinced there exists somewhere a timer counting down to the moment this man is actually poisoned

The Ace Combat series from 04 onwards has had some spectacular orchestral work, the peak of which is the theme from Ace Combat 5, which becomes a recurring theme for the rest of the series

I thought that was Minaajadolia?

Hey what do you think all those essential oil street vendors are REALLY selling?

Seriously though I'm starting to wonder if the inevitable Beyonce backlash might actually be powerful enough to destroy the very internet itself

Pretty much this. By the time they actually got to "Carcosa" I was nearly shitting myself in anticipation of what would go down

Considering Pokemon was actually based on insect collecting, it may actually be more pokemon than pokemon itself!

I was just wondering yesterday if anything new had dropped about it, glad it has. Now if only they'd add a percussion heavy, eastern style soundtrack in the tradition of Homeworld and BSG, all my money would be theirs

Oh my god how is this not an enemy from a lost episode of Power Rangers? :D