How else are women going to keep track of their menses and what shoes they want to buy?

Agreed! But for some reason - "jumping on a grenade" sounds way better than "jumping on an asteroid" but maybe it can still become a thing.

Given the modest size of the sleeve - that thing may well double for an Asian fleshlight.

This has been known for YEARS. Quite the scoop, Giz.

I'm assuming the steel cut oats are too thick and don't soften up enough by this process alone.

A buddy of mine was texting a few people and flipping back and forth between conversations. He sent an identifiable dick pic to his Dad.

The RIAA can fuck right off. What a disgusting state of affairs when sharing songs gets you a quarter million dollar judgement that can't be sloughed off by bankruptcy but if you run someone over you can probably get away with it.

Thank you. HORRIFIC idea.

Although it doesn't bother me at all, I've always found the leather trim to be puzzling and very "not Apple".

When Wii was new and wildly popular I had a client excitedly drop off a big bag with a new console, 4 controllers, 4 nunchuks (sp) and a few games. We had fun with it for a few months and even bought a couple more games over a year or so, but lost interest in it very very quickly. It was a ton of fun to play tennis…

"That's why Jesus is one of my least favourite editors now."

To be fair, the headline says "The iPhone 5 is Coming on September 12" which is misleading.

This already exists. Importers and distributors of expensive/top quality seafood have been using these for quite some time now. The boxes contain an RFID (?) which when scanned will show a graph of temperature readings, air pressure, impacts, etc.

I fucking despise those overlays. I think they completely ruined the youtube experience.

Hasn't this been a thing for like, months and months?

What a blatant iRipoff.

That is so completely true.

Quick guess - Arial Narrow?

Greenscreen.

It's the size of a Smurf. You know it's a novelty, right?