And that cop wasn’t even Canadian - did you notice how he pronounced ZR1?!? IMPOSTER!

I’m still watching zombo.com

A well-timed blown tire will work wonders on tailgaters - I was driving a truck, and some idiot was tailgating me, even though he had plenty opportunity to pass. After a mile or two, one of my rear tires blew catastrophically. Next glance in the mirror, it looked like he must have slammed it in reverse, he was that…

Most enjoyable one was the time I was heading through the mountains in my ‘82 Civic, all my earthly possessions packed in or on top of it, coming down a long hill with a van in front of me, a motorhome behind me, doing well over speed limit, and a cop at the bottom waves the van over, waves me by, waves the motorhome…

Only if they hit a moose afterwards.