Right, but the question is can I sue my mother for giving me cold sores when I was a toddler?

I would LOVE to see her land a program along the lines of Leah Remini’s series on Scientology. She could do a lot of good bringing attention to this problem.

I know you posted this to be like, SEEE THE NEGROS ARE STEALING!!!!!111!!!

I’d love to see a movie about an eating disorder affecting someone who doesn’t look like their being affected by ED. I don’t think most people understand that you can be fat and be bulimic.

I can’t. I can’t make jokes about this, or find it funny, or think “oh jeez THIS guy” or any of that fucking bullshit. Because at the end of the motherfucking day, I am raising my daughter in a world that is REGRESSING instead of PROGRESSING in terms of women’s rights and that makes me fucking sick to my stomach. It…

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Dear Jane,

I just love how Banksy art fits into the environment. It feels like low tech augmented reality. Sure, many of the statements their/his/her art makes is cliché “social commentary” that doesnt’ make it wrong. The fact that it is so well integrated with the urban environment actually makes it that more jarring because it…

Well I think it’s kind of a cheap shot to bemoan that the fact that the art only engages in surface-level social commentary not necessarily because it’s not true, but because I’m not sure how much more you can really expect graffiti art to do. Ultimately, we’re talking about images as statements on very complex…

Your critique of what you think constitutes Banksy’s work is so much shallower than your misrepresented version of his work that I do have to give you some credit. Your comment is the 2014 version of, “My kid could paint that.” If you’re trying to satirize or parody people who explain things they obviously can’t…

Why the Banksy hate Jezebel? This article sounds like the kid at school who is too cool for EVERYTHING and hates it ALL.

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

This is very good advice, but I wonder...why are some of us this way? Is it something we’re born with? The result of some traumatic incident in childhood? I’d really like to know.

The Faulkner v. Hemingway debate lives.

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

Shameless brag thread: I finished 2nd out of 79 women in a triathlon today! 

Beauty and fashion thread

“Jonathan Groff once made [Lea Michele] laugh so hard, she peed herself before singing in front of Obama.”

He didn't give a fuck about this list.