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Imagine you wanted to get laid but you have to wait until the evening before the final boss.

*single and dating*

I’m seeing the word Overwhelming thrown around a lot in these reviews, and that’s a big red flag to me. Quantity over quality is another phrase I saw, but if anything, 100+ hours of gameplay doesn’t draw me in anymore like it did 10 years ago when Skyrim came out, it makes me run for the hills.

as if anything Sonic Team makes these days will stand the test of time in 20 years

Hell, they’ll reconsider when this sells less copies than Mania.

I don’t understand why i’m supposed to get worked up about “review bombing” for corporations that spend millions on reputation management to buy reviews

Who the fuck cares. Stop giving that narcissistic asshole the attention he craves 

It’s very much a “buyer beware” situation. Maybe I’m just too experienced but I instantly distrust AAA games as they need to make their money back somehow.

I’m the consumer. It’s not my job to root for a company. If I pay $70, I expect a $70 product. All the excuses, literally aren’t my problem. All the people who defend a company just make the problem worse.

It’s a slow-paced artsy walking simulator centered around a rather heavy-handed social message.

Don’t play the game, now you’re the best player!  You have failed to give into their trap.

But at least those bugs are free!

Outside has lots of bugs.

Gotta pay for another Cosby suite somehow

LOOK AT YOU. 

I mean, please do criminalize kidnapping and beating up servers in bars and clubs and that sort of thing though.

Early fan reviews are all the same for every movie. The trick is how the site that’s aggregating them phrases the “article” around them.

I’m sure that “The Gamers (tm)“ are furious about this and are typing up diatribes with one hand while the other one is wrapped firmly around their sad, lonely pecker. Because lesbians.

Yeah I’ve seen those names all the time, mostly in movies that has Vin Diesel in it.

The cynic in me believes this is a plant by CC.