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So, that Streets of Rage — is it streets ahead, or streets behind?

Bigs Bunny was what it was called in Canada, right?

It’s on sale for $6.99 right now. I’m tempted, but I have quite the Metroidvania backlog already.

It’d be great if getting one didn’t cost a paycheck.

I’m sure the discourse on this will be a delight as the night progresses.

You seem like a fellow We Hate Movies listener.

I watched that Lindsay Ellis video. She does some of the best film criticism I’ve seen in years.

Those Ewoks were absolutely going to eat the heroes in Return of the Jedi before Threepio saved them.

Any word on how the Metro games play on Switch?

Good. Those scenes were ugly, jarring and uncomfortable in what was an otherwise thoughtful game. I hope they’re spiked in their entirety.

I decided to revisit DMC: Devil May Cry last week, so I’ll probably be finishing that up this weekend once my wife and kids are asleep. And a little Children of Morta on the side, probably.

Well, this should come as absolutely no surprise to anyone who followed it. Forcing out Rogowsky because he wanted to do other work on the side, the death of its cofounder, problems paying out its winners, lack of capital, mass cheating, and constant bad changes to the rules of the game?

I’m glad you love us. It’s good to be loved. Love makes the world a better place.

I uninstalled the game a while back because of my growing disdain for loot boxes, but the China debacle sealed the deal for me. I’m glad this is the first comment on the story. Fuck Blizzard Activision for their cowardice and moral rot.

I wonder if the fear of having his address and phone number leaked so every assbag on 4chan can harass him factored into this decision.

Cool. The game could give me money to play every match and tweak the gameplay so that I achieve spiritual enlightenment every time I load it up, but Blizzard Activision’s moral cowardice in its handling of Blitzchung means I won’t ever play Overwatch or anything else they publish or develop again.

This guy should be forced to learn a valuable lesson about covering the other side’s attorney fees.

It’s very hard to be first to this joke. Kudos for your lightning reflexes, and I wish I got there first.

Good for him, and shame on Blizzard Activision for their non-apology and moral cowardice. I hope he stays safe.

Looty shooty, fresh and fruity. Solve a puzzle, rooty tooty! Get a new gun, now more shooty! Looty looty, need more looty.