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That’s the challenge, right? What’s the point of engaging with someone who’s arguing in bad faith to begin with? Are you signaling to the other people reading that they’re full of shit? Are you engaging their time so they don’t troll other people with their bad-faith bullshit? Or are you just fueling them and getting

I’m sure no assets were flipped in the making of this game.

Terry Gilliam he’s not.

A year and a half from now, I want to see your list of “Games I played while trying to corral a screaming toddler.” For me, it was the same list as “10-hour games that should not have taken three months to finish.”

Wait, Tom Clancy’s ShootBro 8: Bropoint Wilds is underperforming? No way. I could have sworn that one would be Ubisoft’s answer to The Division.

A reminder -- never buy any console, or streaming game service, or what have you, on launch day. Never on launch day. Launch day is for suckers. Wait for the glitches to work out.

I’m sure it’s just because of a scheduling conflict. Nothing to see here. No siree. Nothing at all.

Edgy.

This is grotesque. The game is about three years old, so this poor soul is dumping the equivalent of an entire salary into it each year.

Yeah, this is an absolute nonsense statement and 100 percent a lie by Kotick and friends. No one’s getting banned for wearing an American flag shirt, or a hat from their local steamfitter’s union, or any number of political statements that don’t risk losing money from the Chinese market.

In case anyone wants to vote with their wallets, here you go.

Even more racist than Tucker Carlson’s private bathroom at Fox?

My oldest son is 2, which means I need to introduce him to Dark Souls now so he can git gud.

Any word on whether Paranoia is any good? I have a soft spot for the tabletop game.

Maybe in the season 1 finale we’ll learn that his character is actually Boyd Crowder in witness protection. 

Especially if it’s written by Spencer. Not my favorite writer by any stretch.

My opinion on his is the same as it was yesterday -- screw this guy.

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Man, screw this guy.

They showed Don Corneo, and I swear I yelled out “My God, they’re doing it!” in my office just now. My co-worker was very confused.