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6/16/19

So what’s the good word on Bloodstained? Is it out in the wild yet?

6/13/19

Yes, please. My hands will thank you.

6/11/19

So, is this game actually going to run on the Switch, or is this going to be some sort of streaming deal like Stadia or Microsoft’s xCloud? I can’t see how the Switch handles something so massive, but I’m no scientitian.

6/10/19

I mean, sure, Commander Keen is a vital, important part of gaming history. Why not turn it into a hot steaming pile of predatory garbage marketed to kids?

6/9/19

Need money? Take a piece of computer gaming history, repackage it as a kid-friendly story about a pair of cute twins on an adventure, then load it up with fee-to-play micro-transactions.

6/5/19

Oh, man, now that I’m done with Altered Carbon and Killing Eve I was looking forward to watching Deadly Class, right after I finish Legion and Runaways and Cloak and Dagger and Luke Cage and the Defenders and season 3 of Daredevil and Doomsday Squad and Legends of Tomorrow and Star Trek: Discovery and, bummer, Deadly…

6/4/19

My God. We must storm the gates at once for these fine fellows. Their well being is in our hands if we do not act now. To arms. Yes. To arms, I say. Gasp. Someone must act.

6/3/19

I just read the FAQ question on copyrights, and they must have been smoking something with that response. They spoke to lawyers and got the OK? On a budget of $120,000?

5/30/19

Oh, boy! A new type of currency! The brilliant minds at EA have done it again! Bravo!

5/29/19

Those three goddamned Tick Tock mice from Baby First TV.

5/27/19

As an aside, tourists who ride the Staten Island Ferry can fall right off the boat, as far as I’m concerned. Especially when those tourists fail to close the deck doors behind them in the winter.

5/12/19

I hope the sequel to A Plague Tale is A Plague Tale: Experience.

5/1/19

I sure hope they like 90 hour work weeks over at Psyonix.

4/29/19

The rat has its own Phase 4 movie.

4/24/19

Future EA investor conference call:

4/23/19

There should be a separate, equally visceral animation for people who have to step away from a match because their kid just woke up crying with a diaper full of poo.

4/22/19

“Remember that smartly-written thing I said back when we still had the books to work from?”

4/21/19

Kapitalism, right?

4/17/19

Other People’s Content But We Own It Now: The Video Game

3/28/19

So when’s the Nico Goldstein car combat spinoff coming out?