It’s actually a line from an ACDC song. But everyone missed it...but me

And the joke wasn’t even Animal having a love life, but a play on that he was always chasing women (literally) in the past.

I know, I imagine Animal’s love life to be at least worth 2 or 3 Muppet specials alone.

This doesn’t bug me, honestly. In the original Muppet Show Animal’s woman chasing was well documented.

See The Muppets Take Manhattan, when he chases a woman out of a theater while shouting, “WOMAN, WOMAN WOOOOOMAN!”

Don’t crucifixd me but I always thought Miss. Piggy looked too much like Barbra Streisand.

I was wondering what kind of tone they were going to go for when they put up this billboard.

I don’t want to think about Animal having a love life.

Bless you, Bobby Finger

What do you need to make the trains run on time?

What’s funny is that’s what everyone with a brain has been saying since the beginning, and no one from the school or any of its defenders has addressed it.

you are asking for sense from people with no sense so... maybe it’s a wet dream a bunch of people on twitter are having?

But if the president is a Muslim extremist, why would another Muslim extremist want to assassinate him?

The only part missing was an explosive? When we’re talking about whether or not something is a bomb, I think that’s a pretty integral part to be missing. Otherwise it’s just a fucking clock.

I’m no “bomb expert”

They didn’t think it was a real bomb. They thought is was a “hoax bomb,” which ended up the official charge as well.

okay but what about the one where it’s just a long con to get the kid to the White House so he can assassinate the president? because that’s a thing.

Ok, I’m going to be objective here. Sure, if you just glanced at the clock, I could see how you’d wonder if it was a bomb.