oh barf.

Apologies to Mr. Muenster. It’s not his fault that he resembles a monster.

I get what you are saying, and yes the Freedom Caucus is terrible, but they did endorse Ryan’s ascension to Speaker and don’t forget that Ryan was Romney’s choice as running mate to appease the Tea Party. So to imply that he is some kind of “reasonable centrist” is laughable.

I bet he was a total douche-canoe in high school. Not much has changed.

Walker is going to hold on as long as he can. Get ready for only being able to register to vote the seventh Thursday of the month in the state of Wisconsin.

That would have also been appropriate.

probs.

Honestly, I can’t imagine such an over-grown, self-important, misogynist frat rat shopping for groceries or housewares.

Especially to Randy “Ironstache” Bryce.

Thing is when something sounds too good to be true like free lunches, or a timeshare vacation, or Paul Ryan just deciding to quit, it probably is. The fight is never over.

I’m ok with that.

Oh man, poor Khloe.

My first reaction: this is fantastic, good fucking riddance.

Not an “out-front CEO?” Super introvert? Then why was he getting the ball rolling on a possible presidential campaign? That and, of course, calling Facebook users “dumb fucks.”

My dad is 5'4" and it has haunted him his entire life. Being a short man is actually quite difficult, especially in circles where physical manliness (like, being tall for example) is prized. When he went to buy his suit for my wedding, my partner said that the salesmen ridiculed him and he had to buy a teen sized suit.

I grew up in the midwest and lived in NYC, worked customer service jobs at both places and felt much more human in NYC! I liked being more straight-forward and to the point rather than always having to smile and bend to the customer’s will.

It is stunning how the self-proclaimed political party of Christianity (Republicans) stands for such contradictory beliefs as the reduction in state welfare towards the poor and forgiveness of egregious sexual misconduct.

Mostly they don’t believe it (fake news y’all), think she’s after $$$, or bring up Clinton (who was technically impeached for lying under oath about whether or not he and Lewinsky were entwined).

I am 34. Thanks to Newt Gingrich and the party of family values, I learned what a blow-job was in middle school!

And I’m sure there are arguments to be made about health care queues and socialised health care.