“I think it’s a pretty inappropriate question to ask a daughter if she believes the accusers of her father when he’s affirmatively stated that there’s no truth to it,” Trump answered, grinning widely. “I don’t think that’s a question you would ask many other daughters.”

Most Americans are lucky if they can identify the state they reside in on a map. You need to adjust your expectations.

The best Madonna song is and always will be Like a Prayer.

That song is twenty years old? No no no, that’s Madonna’s new song.

No, gun manufacturers make a lot of money from mass shootings. Whenever they cry “they are going to take your guns!” sales of these monstrous weapons increase.

THE MUMMY AND THE MUMMY RETURNS.

I know, don’t they seem like they should be an exaggerated, comic parody? Nope, it’s real and people at home were like “hell yes, shoot at nothing, I gotta vote for this guy!”

So if a person who was professionally trained to protect a school, with a gun, acts like this in the horrifying event of a mass shooting, what makes anyone think that a teacher could handle a similar situation?

I like this one where he really shows us his warrior “skills”. I am practicing this move right now as I type (sitting).

That’s right motherfucker, I don’t believe in your version of America.

1. Honestly, it’s late where I am and I was mindlessly scrolling through the comments and was like THIS!

A doctoral degree is not necessarily a “smart, intellectual person” certificate. Even in rocket science or physics.

I have met more asshole doctors than non-asshole doctors in my time.

Probably because he’s Rand Paul. If his performance in Congress is any indication, he’s probably a real dickhead to live next to.

Actually, the world’s problems have been caused by our national obsession with the feelings of baby-boomers. If any member of our society has been unnecessarily “coddled” to the detriment of everyone else, it’s been them.

She is, in fact, an opioid cabinet.

The long term game plan for the Republican party is to dismantle anything they could conceive to be an “entitlement” and funnel all of the money towards large military and energy contracts paid for by their corporate overlords. Paul Ryan’s dream is that we all someday are trained to be workers in Koch paper towel…

Kellyanne Conway is a fucking opioid cabinet.

Wow. Frankie Muniz is still alive, for some reason I thought he died.

Everytime I have purchased something from the U.S. I have been slapped with a ridiculous mega VAT. They even charged me VAT for a box of old clothes I shipped to myself when I moved here.