You can make your own and fill it with tons of veggies and practice portion control and it can be part of a healthy diet. I like this recipe (it uses butter, but again, all things in moderation)

I recently dragged my kid on a three month research trip to rural India. He is four. It was dangerous and sometimes not fun. I promised him a kick ass astronaut costume when we returned to our home. Duct-taped sweat suit, paper mache helmet, and spray painted shoebox/bottle jet pack. I made myself a suit and helmet…

Right, but questioning the validity of the victim’s claims is one of the reasons this shit has prevailed for so long. So far, it seems like almost always where there is smoke there is fire.

My son is OBSESSED with it, which is great because before it was Paw Patrol, which is the worst thing a team of executives looking to sell cheap plastic bullshit ever coughed up.

yo, my 4 year old knows germ theory because of Ms. Frizzle. He repeats it to me. All. The.Time.

I KNOW. THIS IS BEYOND OFFENSIVE.

Holy shit Betsy Devos as Ms. Frizzle is an abomination for an infinite number of reasons, perhaps the most import being that she thinks that creationism and evolution should be taught side by side in a classroom. Halloween 2017 is fucking ruined.

The sad reality of all of this mess is this fact.

Walmart.

Thanks for doing that. The Trumpiest of my in-laws live in Murfreesboro, and it’s nice to know if I’m forced to go there under the pretense of there are children remotely related to my child of almost the same age that I’m not completely surrounded.

That is amazing. You are amazing.

I am dressing up as an astronaut, per the request of my 4 year old son, although there is some debate in our house (lol house, of course I mean apartment, I’m a millennial) about whether or not it is ok for parents to dress up with their kids.

Seth McFarland is a abominable white monster, so he pretty much just went as himself.

One of the worst things about this administration is the similarities between some of the shit Trump says and things my dad said to me as a child. I was a fat kid, and constantly told by my dad about having a weight problem, being fat, he’d point out overweight women on the street and call them names and say things…

But all that torture though...

By the time I was in high school, wearing ripped up old D.A.R.E. shirts was an ironic punk rock thing to do.

I had some surprise bleeding 2 weeks after I found out I was pregnant, and was told by a doctor to go to the ER. There, I had an ultrasound to find that my son was fine and had a strong heartbeat, and was estimated to be about 6 weeks along. In order to have an ultrasound, I had have the camera inserted to see the…

“Just Say No” was pretty much the mantra of the D.A.R.E. campaign, but the big difference is it is profoundly different to “just say no” to a medical professional who is prescribing you medication for a condition you are experiencing or “just say no” to creepy Steve trying to hawk joints behind the gym after school.

In order to capitalize on the Trump Dumpster Fire, Republicans are now using “being reasonable” as a means to get huge kudos and accolades from the media.

Tara McCarthy has got to be a troll.