That’s what the ACLU does.

As a mother, I would feel as though I had truly failed as a parent if my four year old grows up into a Nazi or born-again Christian.

Congressmen: The most sensitive snowflakes of all.

Yes. This is very surprising.

I heard that he became a super Christian-Conservative bro and she wasn’t having it.

I like your list EXCEPT:

This comment needs more stars.

I think he most embarrassing admittance of your post is that you consider bands such as Korn, Limp Bizkit, and Creed to be metal.  

While simultaneously eliminating or highly limiting access to contraceptive care and abortions! Well done!

I bet it’s the “budget”. It’s going to be a fucking nightmare.

Yes.

This video never, ever gets old.

I totally bought a couple Tracy Reese numbers on the clearance rack at Anthropologie because of Michelle. She’s amazing.

Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

You were easily the best First Lady we had, and we totally didn’t deserve you. Please come back, Michelle, please.

My bet is the “budget” he is proposing is a terrible fucking nightmare and this will rattle the cages of many (myself included) so he can pass it, or something like it, while we are all outraged about something else.

This is 110% true.

McCain is a partisan hack with a good publicist who hasn’t had an independent thought since George W. Bush went after him in the South Carolina primary in 2000.

You don’t have to remind yourself that he served his country and endured a great deal of hardship. Obviously, when he votes and contributes to legislation drafted to literally fuck people over, many of them veterans who served our country and endured hardship, he doesn’t think of them.

That is literally the absolute least he could do.