I’m sure they’d want to fuck him. That’s not the same as dating him. I’m sure dating him would get tired real quick. Imagine having to hang out with him and his boy possee all the time. Barely see any women in that group when they socialize other than 20 something models.

A woman his age would never want to date him. He’s 48 going on 14. Just like every other single rich guy, the women are ALWAYS 20-30 years younger. There’s a reason why there is only one Keanu.

Bella and her boyfriend are perfect for each other, looks-wise. They’re like a DeLiA*s catalogue come to life!

Nunca, Ricardo Montalban, es mas macho!

¡Khan! ¡Claro que si!

Nepotism rules!

Man, it’s hilarious to see the number of people who come here regularly to read the gossip posts and then complain about them. I can’t imagine anyone spending so much time exposing themselves to things they believe are terrible and unimportant. One has to wonder whether there’s something else going on. A sampling of…

¡La respuesta es Lloyd Bridges! Es el más macho.

mostly just funny how gramps can’t find an attractive lady close to his own age (of which there are plenty) and instead seems to spend his time trolling high school (maybe college) graduation parties to find his next date.  i don’t think anyone is demanding you have a problem with it.

Fernando Lamas es un poquito mas macho.

Quien es mas macho fernando lamas o ricardo montalban?

Lorenzo Lamas es muy macho.

“Kylie Jenner is posting bizarre selfies to distract from the fact that she’s being mentioned daily in Tory Lanez’ felony assault trial.”

But we can still comment on how old men *constantly* do this. Get bored and trade in old wife for new, young wife. Have babies with new wife. Thus, siblings decades apart. Honestly, why anyone would want to start over with babies in their 60s is beyond me. That shit’s exhausting. 

I wish Celine Dion’s marriage to René Angélil had gotten this kind of scrutiny.

Except, they met when she was a teenager on the set of his daughter’s tween show. 

I have no idea if this is an urban legend/fake tweet but, someone said their pastor insisted that the female orgasm was a myth because his wife never had one in all the years they’d been married.

“It seems worth a gentle reminder that just because a relationship is legal doesn’t mean it can’t be icky or embarrassing.” Objectively, such age gaps (and more importantly the experiential and referential differences they tend to cause) generally make such relationships more difficult, but “icky or embarrassing” are…

The list of other names Firerose considered going with when she changed her name was found scribbled on the back of an Applebee’s napkin:

- Trashorange

Given all the sexually inept men I slept with who thought jackhammering makes a woman orgasm, this assessment adds up.