Luigi is about 40 inches tall. This means his, erm, ‘little plumber’ is about 9.25% of his total height/length. If this were the case for a 6ft man, he would have a 6.6" member!

Two questions leap to mind.

It started so well, that’s the worst of it.

It was a betrayal of the character, which is just as annoying.

Porn, increasingly, isn’t really about sex - it’s about fucked up men doing bizarre things, or making others do bizarre things, while other fucked up men watch whilst gritting their teeth and having a rage-wank.

I don’t think it’s the exit that upset him, so much as the really crap way it was done. TWD cast members all expect a ‘farewell dinner’ at some point or another. But the show also has a bad habit of writing out characters in a way that would shame Acorn Antiques.

You’re wrong.

So a female Doctor is also tokenistic and patronising? 😉

Of course, some colonizers completely missed the point. David Vance, who works for the British far-right site, Alt News Media...

“He can mimic your screams.”

Oppression doesn’t make you a better person; having good fortune doesn’t make you a bad person. What is counterproductive, however, is people on the same side fighting amongst themselves, and arguing the toss over who’s more righteous.

Edna Mode? She’s just a catsuit freak gone pro. Cloaks (or long flappy coats if you must) remain the bollocks.

Annihilation, alongside Event Horizon, is the Chaos/Warhammer 40,000 prequel we always needed.

“The rights of my fist stop an inch before your nose.”

He looks like he’s spent the last 30 years staring at a sofa.

his six daughters (Jolie, Martina, Kidada, Rashida, Rachel, and Kenya) staged a “family intervention” 

There are few useless degrees, but many useless graduates. You’re also making the assumption that just because something is the case on a macro level, it must always be the case on the personal level.

Miserable sod. He’d probably tell her to get off his lawn too.

He’s surrounded by his natural constituency. As far as all parties are concerned, this is a veritable networking bonanza, like that time when Martha Stewart did her porridge.

I think what this case demonstrates is a sad truth of politics - regardless of the ideology, it attracts mainly the dregs.