Lucy, a redhead, who can easily pass for white...

He has the blithe look of someone who’s never been punched in his life ever.

AKA, ‘Brexit: The Game.’

“Show Your Friends What It Means To Be Part Of Sonic.”

When in a hole...

The two women involved in he case were “thrilled” with the outcome, but not so much Michael. He plans to appeal the decision.

He is dressed as Lynx-O, the joint coolest Thundercat (alongside Panthro). Ergo, he can do no wrong.

Also, the only man since Andrew Eldritch to look good in a mullet.

Julia Hartley-Brewer is as thick as pig-shit and about as charismatic too.

Well done on missing his/her point.

If you have allies, slagging them off in public and making brazen demands is no way to maintain that alliance. Of course, this is just a smokescreen for Trump and his hobby horses.

But think what you could do with them...

I think he’s at the stage in life where retiring to the country, raising rare breeds of sheep and making his own jam is somehow a more attractive option.

Just leave this man locked in a radio studio with Karl Pilkington and press record - the end result would be sublime.

That’s a lot of unused space - a clever developer might wonder what they can do with that, in terms of reverse cover designs (remember Doom’s reversible cover from last year?), manuals, mini-novellas...

If you reduce people to tools and props in a polemic or a contrived scenario. you dehumanise them. There are plenty enough sermons, and they are doing little good as it is.

In shock news, z-list ‘celebrity’ turns out to be a rather appalling human being.

One of the great flaws of our society is how it idolises the family, unconditionally, to the point that our popular media is full of stories where physically, mentally and/or verbally abusive arseholes are always given a ‘second chance’, are forgiven, or even portrayed sympathetically.

People are attracted to charismatic vermin; nothing more. Though, the ‘Hipster Stromfront’ scene was already taking hold on Jim Goad’s site before Obama had even stood for his first term.

as David is holed up inside his study