The Walking Dead has long since degenerated into regressive right wing torture porn. Rick is a Mary Sue, who - like a postapocalyptic Alan Partridge - always gets the last laugh, and the relentless glumness and absurdity is now very, very old. In part, this is due to Robert Kirkman sticking his oar in (and we all know…

Yeah, you’ve got a point. But there are two strains of sci-fi horror, and while Life epitomises the naff ‘Cave Man Sci Fi’ one, there is another that is far more subtle and nuanced.

Lucy, a redhead, who can easily pass for white...

He has the blithe look of someone who’s never been punched in his life ever.

If the film has a scene where a mentor tells Han he’s either got to keep running or he’ll die broken hearted, that would be poignant, and also explain why he was so keen to leg it before the Death Star raid. Of course, he chose to care, and so his tragedy was foretold...

AKA, ‘Brexit: The Game.’

“Show Your Friends What It Means To Be Part Of Sonic.”

When in a hole...

One thing the ‘33 and ‘17 versions have in common is that they both captured the essential essence of Kong - he might be huge, strong and fierce, but he’s also cuddly. Seriously, he’s adorable in both films. You’ll have grown men running down to ringside to smack Godzilla with their handbags if he ever gets the big…

Moffat is a much-overrated bell-end.

Moffat is a much-overrated bell-end.

FTFY.

The two women involved in he case were “thrilled” with the outcome, but not so much Michael. He plans to appeal the decision.

He is dressed as Lynx-O, the joint coolest Thundercat (alongside Panthro). Ergo, he can do no wrong.

Also, the only man since Andrew Eldritch to look good in a mullet.

I’m already there, dude.

The big problem with many super hero narratives is that the protagonists are too stupid to survive in anything other than a super hero comic.

Looks like someone’s had their old VHS copy of From Beyond on loop too. ‘Humans are such easy prey’, and all that.

I’m trying to figure out what your DC stands for...Damage Control?

which I find extremely creepy/disturbing, considering how he’s been treated by-and-large by ‘other’ Inhumans