Christ, that was a shit retcon of a retcon.

Yeah, he’s just had a dogware update.

Does Lockjaw strictly speaking count as a dog? I subscribe to the ‘human severely fucked up by the Terrigen Mists’ school on the topic.

Julia Hartley-Brewer is as thick as pig-shit and about as charismatic too.

TL;DR: “Eeeek! They’ve got a point, but I don’t want to admit it. Unleash the post hoc word soup!”

Either this hints Nathan Fillion will be the next Cable

Katharine, I have the solutions for you:

Hudson was a fundamentally tragic character - a dickhead, but with more in common with the audience than newly-awoken alpha male Hicks or bullying uberfrau Ripley. In the end, he was a big mouthed, poor schmuck dragged off to a ghastly end by a xenomorph. Would we do any better?

The main difference between Old Who and Nu Who is that the latter is a soap opera, so it’s laid on thick with a shovel.

Blue Lives Matter is a backlash to the Black Lives Matter movement, which was started because of the perception that police often use more force than necessary, especially on those who are black.

Frank Castle is a thorough going shit - and the only Punisher stories worth reading acknowledge this.

Well done on missing his/her point.

If you have allies, slagging them off in public and making brazen demands is no way to maintain that alliance. Of course, this is just a smokescreen for Trump and his hobby horses.

Apropos of nothing, I’m not sure just telling Kirsten to run (male protagonist giving curt commands etc.) makes much sense. Surely Matt should leg it with her so he can protect her, and she can look out for him. Secondly, what if there are other bad guys waiting outside? It could be a trap. So Matt actually needs to…

Bruce Willis’s daughter in The Last Boyscout

But think what you could do with them...

I think he’s at the stage in life where retiring to the country, raising rare breeds of sheep and making his own jam is somehow a more attractive option.

Just leave this man locked in a radio studio with Karl Pilkington and press record - the end result would be sublime.

That’s a lot of unused space - a clever developer might wonder what they can do with that, in terms of reverse cover designs (remember Doom’s reversible cover from last year?), manuals, mini-novellas...

I’ve already waxed lyrical on the complexities of the Doctor’s ‘ethnicity’ and gender, so I’m not going to repeat myself. Instead, I’m going to ask an altogether more important question. When is the first non-white/non-male Doctor Who showrunner going to take over? Because the Nu Who show’s been helmed by…