How would you market the Nintendo Switch, given the chance?

The problem is, there is a contradiction here - a requirement towards unity and a requirement to address division. This fundamental tension cannot be easily resolved. How, then, to square the circle?

Can America have her and send Trump over to Somalia? Or would that cause an even bigger refugee crisis?

“The Zappy Bits.”

While earlier Pterosaurs could be cute, Azhdarchids were altogether more sinister, their looming size and long, stabbing beaks and faintly unsettling, elongated proportions make them look like they were designed by Hieronymous Bosch with help from Francis Bacon and a crystal meth-abusing Maribou Stork.

As a lifelong paleo-fan, I feel your pain. The press is crap at reporting science.

If it wasn’t for network news constantly chasing ‘spectacle’, Trump wouldn’t have got so much free publicity.

Audiences are... Odd.

First it was the Battle of Tracer’s Arse, now it’s the Battle of Mei’s Body Fat Percentage. What next? The Battle of Soldier 76's Prostate Management?

When in Rome etc.

Bet their mothers did, in hindsight.

Two points of interest:

Anti-intellectualism is like pubic lice - they both suck balls and can spread only too easily. On the other hand, pubic lice are cuter.

I’m a big fan of the ‘Osterberg Paradox’, wherein, by predicting the future, one creates a situation where that prediction becomes inevitable. If they’d watched Day of the Daleks, it would have all turned out very differently.

And that, dear friends, is professionalism.

Double-O-SHIIIIIIIIT.

Whataboutery is international.

Whoopi Goldberg would like a role. Wouldn’t it be incredible if Peter Capaldi regenerated into Whoopi Goldberg?

Played the first one but gave up midway through- couldn’t be arsed with the romanticisation of scumbag misogynist characters, or the absurdity of it all. It felt like a Japanese video game designed by a bunch of idiots from the East End of London (now relocated to Essex to get away from the ‘ethnics’) who get…

Can it be automated? Of course. The implication, of course, is that all that pro-poker wasn’t as random or competitive as people like to think.