Anti-intellectualism is like pubic lice - they both suck balls and can spread only too easily. On the other hand, pubic lice are cuter.

And that, dear friends, is professionalism.

Played the first one but gave up midway through- couldn’t be arsed with the romanticisation of scumbag misogynist characters, or the absurdity of it all. It felt like a Japanese video game designed by a bunch of idiots from the East End of London (now relocated to Essex to get away from the ‘ethnics’) who get…

This is not reality TV, it is a satirical sit com written by Armando Iannucci on mushrooms.

She’s an 18 year old who had to hit the ground running at 11 - she’s turned out rather well, all things considered.

What about a protest march against lame whataboutery and the relative privation fallacy?

DOG: Oh wow! This is great! YAAAAAY!!!

It’s a thought-terminating cliche amongst people whose thought processes have long since terminated.

Everything is political, and politics is that most enjoyable of blood sports.

One does get the impression Prince Albert was on the receiving end of that ‘look’ Victoria gave at the end, and not just on a few occasions.

Baldwin does a great job aping the hulking, bloated and piggy-eyed physicality of the brute.

I understand being a police officer is a tough job

TL;DR Version: “Leave Hillary ALLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNE!!!”

How consoles worked 30 years ago:

Off-the-record gives more power to Trump. And the press, if it had any sense, would not want want to give more power to Trump. He’s a massive shit.

Hamill walks in, nails it, turns on his heels, and fucks off again. That is how it is done.

Shame it took a little kid’s Christmas being slightly ruined to expose this loophole. Can you trace the person who did this through receipts and product codes?

But enough of your hobbies.

Ruining a child’s Xmas just ain’t the done thing. Nintendo should at least bung her a proper copy and maybe a few cuddly Toads/Marios/Inklings.

Trump is not so much strange fruit as bloated, rotting vegetable.