Some of the best TV and cinema is made for clever children; they have a clarity and taste that hasn’t been dulled by all the bullshit and mendacity of adulthood.

With extensive footage shot in Milton Keynes!

He’s played by the Green Cross Man, who’s British. We win by default.

How consoles worked 30 years ago:

You’re a useful idiot.

Off-the-record gives more power to Trump. And the press, if it had any sense, would not want want to give more power to Trump. He’s a massive shit.

Hamill walks in, nails it, turns on his heels, and fucks off again. That is how it is done.

You just can’t automate driving. There are too many variables.

This is because, a. Most Hollywood writers and directors are hacks who can only think in terms of cliches, and b. Most of them have the stunted sexual horizons of a wank-addled 15 year old who thinks all girls should be inflatable.

We get older, but we don’t have to get old. Or, indeed, become moaning old gits.

But then we also get “From an ideological standpoint, Jackson embodies the extreme entitlement that has come to plague millennial descriptions. ‘He thinks the world is his. He’s taking over. He’s owed it,’ says Fee.”

Or Maddie Stone, for taking a decent science article which is damn rare on Gizmodo any more and ending it with a political swipe.

The alt right is what happens when you hoard too much stupidity in your brain.

To call you a loser is to insult all losers.

I’m a fish man

Well, you’re both, so we’re in good company.

Sigh.

Your verbal torrents suggest you don’t take losing arguments that well.

Your reply is a mixture of wishful thinking, cowardly apathy and unknown tragedy. It also makes you sound like a right berk.

Oh, do behave.