Back in the late 80s, in the wake of The Dark Knight Returns and The Killing Joke, and with the Tim Burton Batfilm about to be unleashed, the old TV series got a lot of flack and derision.

If we don’t make it to 300, I think Ackles and I will both be truly bummed.

In the end, they settled on kneeling instead of sitting—a conscious decision to display respect and dissent at the same time.

Because they’re such dangerously cheesy little strumpets.

Maybe this iteration of Ghostbusters just needs a Buffy-style second coming as a TV series after a Buffy-style underperformance in the cinemas. The basic elements are there, and as you say, it would be a shame for them to go to waste.

Just remember - fedoras go on your head and Cheetos go in your mouth. Try not to mix them up.

GL got it all wrong simply because it had all the right ideas but pushed them aside in favour of all the crap ones. (One might also muse how the film’s misuse of Ryan Reynolds compares with Suckmaster Snyder’s misuse of Henry Cavill, who is a pretty damn good Superman/Clark Kent, when he is allowed to be.)

Generation X is a massive shower of shite. It promised little and delivered even less. We will wash out with the tide; leaving nothing.

We’re the army of veterinary nurses trying to treat you for fleas.

I’m not sure what’s worse - making Kevin Costner play a complete bell-end or making Pa Kent that bell-end.

What would make me better would be for you to keep better company.

Quite right too. Moose-Shagging White Walkers, the whole lot of them.

Delusional, much?

Pass the sickbucket.

Surely you can do better than a ‘well, that’s just your opinion’ cop-out answer?

And you know, maybe he should find a country that works better for him,

I liked it. Lots of critics liked it. Lots of women too. Perchance, others might have too, if they hadn’t already made their minds up before hand...

I understand that Icon is written as a “black superhero”, but he’s really not black at all... He’s an alien, so he’s about as African American as Superman. Superman isn’t a European Caucasian either.

Knights in Shining Armour are there to go on quests, slay dragons and find the holy grail; they’re not there to, for example, administer to a feudal system or engage in woollen cloth trading with the Hanseatic League. Heroes are also, by their nature, extreme. Do you want that level of extremity being brought to bear…

But how could he know, right?