Batman is comicdom’s most accomplished loser. He’s either winning hard or he’s losing hard. That’s the central dynamic of the character.

highfalutin’ smarties

Well don’t bother asking other people for spoilers, then.

Yes, let’s have the original cast trundle about New York on their mobility scooters, raising enough money for a new hip.

Go see it in the cinema.

Just give the ladies their own cartoon series and build the franchise up like that. The big mistake SONY made was re-launching the franchise from nowhere rather than slowly building it up first.

No twat like a rich twat.

Of course, Sheridan might in fact be the Joker - we never do see him, after all...

Optimus should have come back as a transformer who turned into a rabbit. Then we could have called him HOPtimus Prime

1). Patricia Routledge.

How could Melissa McCarthy ruin my childhood? Does she have a time machine? Why is she interested in me in particular????

Dredd syndrome. Deadpool should shout at the audience for not watching it in his sequel.

Oh diddums, did the EV-EEEEEL Melissa McCarthy ruin your childhood too? You sad man.

Unless the follow-up hinges on Harley Quinn exacting revenge for all the misogynist bullshit she had to put up with in the first movie, please Warner Brothers, don’t invest in a sequel.

Both necessary and hilarious.

Apropos of nothing, I always read Rick’s ultimate arc as the rise of a second Romulus. (We all know what happened to Remus...)

Could this therefore be ‘Fathers 4 Justice - The Movie’?

Goodness, this sounds shit.

Not sure I would take the piss, frankly. He’s a lost soul and he’s been exploited. It’s easy to kick people when they are down.

Best not to think of dirt, so much as the environment overall.