Well that’s put me off cornflakes.

Sports Bras: Many a woman ponders if they need one, while many a man prefers not to think about it.

All of which is, in effect, simply internalised aggression, directed towards the victim and not the victimiser.

Your right, we all have problems and no one can be adored as a saint. But we all choose what we will excuse or at least live with.

I expected this to have been playing in the background, frankly:

That dress isn’t bad either. Mrs. Hellpigeon wants one now I’ve showed her the picture.

And Winston Churchill was a racist, and Teddy Roosevelt was pro-eugenics, and Emmeline Pankhurst was a Tory, and Martin Luther King was an adulterer, and Allen Ginsburg was a member of NAMBLA, and Richard Feynman had an issue with women, and Roald Dahl didn’t like Jews, and...

Ah, Courtney Love - like IRL Slappy Squirrel, but on crack.

Punching one’s fist is pretty universal - I remember seeing a photo of someone punching the air in a similar fashion in 1979, celebrating the election of Margaret Thatcher. Or when England scored a goal. Context is everything, and as there is no clear context here (unlike, say, a white power tattoo), there is no…

The problem with parenthood is that it sometimes grants the power of Gods to people who shouldn’t be in charge of a washing machine.

You frauds out there ranting and screaming about my ‘opinions’ (even if it isn’t) and comments are screaming for “tolerance” and “acceptance” while you refuse to do and be either.

And there I was thinking that getting a washing machine up 20 steps was tough...

Behind a shrub... BEHIND A SHRUB. At least do it properly!

In Britain many a tramp (UK English: homeless person) would nobly leave a crumpled copy of Razzle behind a hedge for young people to find. It was a rite of passage.

For your attention, Arthur Miller’s The Crucible is not a training video.

For the great sin of covering this topic, the personal details of my family have been investigated, with harassers finding ways to target us in real-life.

Is her Cock-er-nee accent just as unconvincing? Gorblimey Guvnor!

This weird fetish is rooted in sadism, and we all know what cowards sadists are.

It must be pure hell for those zoo keepers, having to cuddle that wombat on a daily basis. The one interviewed in the video was no doubt hating every second, as evidenced by her big smile and happy, doting demeanour.

Supporting Trump is all about cutting off your nose to spite your face.