Double blowjobs and threesomes rank right there (hand is held low to the floor) on the scale of exciting things. Not. Either way, you still have two people doing the work and one person just standing there rubbing one out. Just sayin'.

nice to see a public figure that puts their money and their words into action instead of just talking about it.

YEH, me too! I feel like such a dork.

well, I for one, would not want my non-Lululemon sized ass to be clad in his clingy, uppity, sizeist, pants. Just sayin'.

10m bra my ass.......it would be nice if they would make lacey things for us larger gals. Last time I checked, their bras didn't go above a 38C. Maybe it's different now; I haven't been in there in about 10 years.

mother of god, NO. And what do they use for table linens? toilet tissue?? Ugh.

i think i remember reading that this ginormous blackhead was made up of keratin, old cells, dirt, and hair sebum (is that what hair oils are called?). I'll just call it "gross".

I think the only match this winner will ever find is at the end of either arm. What a douchecanoe.

Sarah Haskins, save us from the "feminine hygiene" ads! We need you!

oh god, your new line of chocolates "Shoves" has made it difficult for me to type this response because i'm laughing too hard to see the keyboard....thankyouthankyouthankyou

"periods f*cking suck" (wild clapping).

HA, I used to work with a woman in a mostly male department (we were the only two women) and she one day was seen talking to the supervisor while waving a tampon around in the air as a pointer. The men didn't know what to say, but their eyes followed the wrapped mystery product around as she talked. I'd lay odds…

Moon Cup all the way! I always used tampons up until I moved in with my boyfriend (now husband). He saw a the tampon wrapper in the trash one day and asked me did I flush those or wrap them up, because he was concerned about clogging up the toilet. Ok, valid concern, but most modern toilets handle them ok I…

It seems that the only people who understand these basic concepts are people who are: related to truckers, married to truckers, friends with truckers, or coworkers of truckers. Everyone else doesn't have a flippin' clue. This trucker's wife says thank you for your kindness.

FANNED. I think my neighbors hear me snorting with laughter from here.

I've had a shitty day and then I stop by to read the goings-on in Jezebel Land and once again, I find my pop shooting out my nose in laughter. The stories are great, but the comments are the clincher (anal joke?) Thank you, thank you.

amen to that. It's not flattering on anyone, at any time, for any reason. Kinda like Speedos.

Oh yes, how can we forget that train wreck? Not only is the show a train wreck, but her whole family. Geez, what a hot mess.

so now, TLC is known as The Lying Channel (Breaking Amish) as well as the Totally Low Class Channel (Here Comes Honey Boo Boo)? Just checking.

because I'm sure he's such a catch....(eye roll). Written in my special sarcasm font, I'd like to add that with all that modesty, humility, and compassion for his fellow human, who would want to look anywhere else for a partner?