I’ve taken Friday off as well. Probably gonna have a hot bath and smoke a blunt as democracy collapses around us.

Oh how he will be missed. I am so happy I have Friday off of work so I can lounge in my pjs and ugly cry during the inauguration.

Gots to agree, Livia. Cheeto Hitler is not a normal candidate, he is not a normal President-elect, he is an active danger to the republic, our shared values as a people, and to our national sovereignty. Selling out our government to Vladimir Putin, and arranging his campaign and his office-holding for personal…

Since Jane who very much is an ignorant slut dismissed my comment, I’ll repost it here:

I feel like the only direction you could go would be to write and air skits where everything is normal and not absurd. Then everyone laughs and laughs, because the laughing is the only thing holding in the screaming...

So why doesn’t he call her out on it? Fuck decorum and politeness. Look where that has gotten us. I would like to think I would be following up on that. “really lady? We need guns in schools to defend children from grizzly bears? This is honestly something you believe? And in believing that you think you are qualified…

Good thing you aren’t angling to be head of the Department of Education!

I literally watched this happen live (yes, I’m serious), and I still don’t believe it.

The only way to stop a bad bear is with a good bear. Ban bear free zones!

What do SNL writers do now that half their material is just real life verbatim?

Anyone working at a school for young superheroes.

“Donald Trump’s plan to ban gun-free school zones”

On the education of kids with special needs:

You have to hand it to her brother, though, being able to find something even more evil than Amway.

Betsy Devos and her family are hilariously evil

Fuck Donald Trump a million and half times. I hope pretending to be president ruins his life.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

Because I’m a bit of a geek when it comes to air, pressure and force calculations, I tried to run a bit of maths on this but it’s actually hugely complicated to model in reality.

White women who want to broadcast their politics (in addition to actually taking action, ahem) could also just wear a t-shirt from Planned Parenthood, the ACLU, Amnesty, SPLC, CAIR, BLM, NOW, NPR, DNC ... the possibilities are endless. Just anything at all besides almost literally #notallwhitewomen.