(Read in David Attenborough voice)

Trebek is, and has always been, my shade queen.

Okay, I used to work in guidelines. Let me give a little context.

I did have a look at the injury because I’m a slightly garbage person, and it does look pretty gnarly. Those shark have some chompers on them. I’m glad she’s at least calling it a “learning lesson” and doesn’t have it out for the sharks. At least she has the self awareness to blame herself.

Yes yes. I just started wearing cargo shorts last summer, and not one of my countless pockets has a single fuck in it.

2018 can go straight to hell.

This doesn’t have much to do with this episode but it amuses me how Maeve and Dolores are lowkey Charles Xavier and Magneto at this point

That scene is so good that it doesn’t belong in Love Actually.

Just waiting for that Angel person to appear and rant about Marc Jacobs...

As much as i love squirells( Sarah Silverman got a dog) this is not just bad dumb luck, this is Evolution in its seedy deep core belly of the beast facet. This is a giant pan of sticky rolls for a wolf or bear. This is like monkey bread someone brought to your door for carnivores. Can you imagine a badger or weasel…

Vixen has a case of the “Thorgies”...when you refuse to face the fact that you’re not that great, refuse to face the fact that someone else is more talented than you, and refuse to see that all of your bad energy is going to send you home.

Right? Misogynists are like a child who throws their favorite toy against the wall and breaks it because their mom asked them to pick it up off the living room floor before someone steps on it, and then start screaming about how their mom ruined their liiiiives.

As someone trained in trial litigation, the Rule Zero of cross examination is that you never ask what, in the business, is known as “the question too far.”

In 2013

I never really understood how clear backpacks do anything but completely nullify students’ right to privacy. If someone wants to get a handgun in all they have to do is put it in a brown paper bag inside of their clear bookbag. If anyone asks, it’s their lunch.

This is all security theatre, same as the expense and…

#donthurtme

#whatislove?

I can’t get Kinja to show me the formatting tools on my iPad, so I’ll have to describe a picture of him: Big orange fuzzy buns loving lil nibble-nibbler sweetbaby boy meowman polite paw tap-tap-tapper “gimme love plz” HUGE “OMG im trippin’ balls” peepers singl freckled nose head-booper open-eye sniffing brow grooming…