I take selfies because when you go through albums from my childhood you never ever see my mother. She was either behind the camera or hiding from it. My husband is terrible about taking pictures in general, and I like to capture the "moment". I do not want my kids to be going through family albums wondering where I…
Kevin Hart could play Dennis Rodman if he was on the shoulders of another Kevin Hart and was wearing a long trench coat.
I say fuck a shit load. What fucking matters is the fucking context you fucking say it in. Like, fuck, I wouldn't fucking swear in front of the fucking elderly or children or some shit like that. But that's me. If someone is angrily shouting "FUCK YOU" to someone in a public space, than yeah, what the fuck is wrong…
And on the 8th day, God created lamé and played around with proportions.
I like the St Ives Green Tea Scrub. It's a finer grain and doesn't scrape up my skin as much. Plus I really feel like it does control redness.
Remember learning about the majestic Monarch butterfly and its annual winter migration from Canada and the U.S. to…
Sanctuary thread for my people who are grossed the fuck out by pictures of cute babies covered in food. I know you're out there. We can get through this.
Gosh Paula Patton has HORRIBLE taste? WHO WOULD HAVE EVER GUESSED?!?!
It's coming! It's the best dress in the world - I just haven't gotten to that image yet.
True story:
UUUUGH FUCK "THE NOTEBOOK" TOO.
The Photoshop job on this has made her eyes look terrifying.
Based on this the new Target website is apparently FURIOUS at me - and all of America!
For moms who like statement jewelry, this pendant is a map of the stars on a specific date/place, so you could get her one with the stars on your birthday (or hers). Or for the night everyone's together in one place. Could even be hung as an ornament on the tree.
Doge is one of my favorite things on the internet. I speak to my dog in doge-speak much of the time. "Such cute! Wow! Much happy!"
...So glad I live alone. Lol
"Happy" just made me sad.
