Even bottled water has an expiration date on it thanks to a 1987 NJ law,

The library from Robin McKinley's Beauty.

A few of my other faves have been mentioned and gif-ed (Fifth Element, Men in Tights, Galaxy Quest, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade) but I also love True Lies and Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Seconded.

I make sure to flush any cockroaches I find in my place to avoid this very thing. Also to avoid any latent egg hatching from the carcasses.

Always late to the party.

I feel bad for the researcher who drew the short straw and had to take the rectal temps in the 1970s study.

I've had these in my Etsy favorites forever:

"Come along with the Snorks."

Dogtor No welcomes you to Crab Key.

Despite the whole being naked thing, Jenny Shimizu looks super bad ass in that picture.

I know how you feel. I am exactly the same except I am only on permit #2 which expires in October.

I just used regular ultrafine point markers so regular Sharpies (not oil based paint markers) should work too.

I live in LA and I've seen quite a few celebrities but I've only chose to interact with two.

I've tried it and it works pretty well.

OMG a house goat! I want one!

Not all the Sharpie paint pens are equal. I was trying to find the Porcelaine markers but my art store was out of them so I tried Sharpie's paint markers

Yes! Nancy Kwan was the best, truly HBIC.

I love bunnies but this guy looks like a cross between a chihuahua and a naked mole rat.